Ebible June/July/August/September/October 2002

 

Date:

31 May 2002

Time:

19:01:40

Comments

All right, I don't have to use my mouse wand to see the current posts. Way to go, G.... Lalonde

Date:

31 May 2002

Time:

20:00:59

Comments

...How late is eleven? Is it really too late? I don't think it is, but I'm putting my money on that it is just in case, damn I wish I had some resolve. Not so money signing out.

Date:

02 Jun 2002

Time:

18:49:53

Comments

im just posting so i can be the first post of june...june 2nd no less. hope this guestbook isnt flaking out.

Date:

02 Jun 2002

Time:

19:20:34

Comments

flaking out, flakie

Date:

02 Jun 2002

Time:

20:18:35

Comments

This drink's to being through with marinading and basting and all that stuff.

Date:

02 Jun 2002

Time:

22:49:52

Comments

If anyone is still interested in going to my fundraiser wednesday at Bourbon, tickets can still be bought untill wed. You can call me 620-8674. I might also be at cheers tomorrow night so you can get them then too. TS

Date:

02 Jun 2002

Time:

23:39:50

Comments

Damned right to be going to cheers tomorrow night, it's gemini week. And this guestbook isn't flaking out, it's summertime, and in summertime the posting also doesn't rise, it drops. O O O O O O O O O those are O's to things getting better.

Date:

03 Jun 2002

Time:

12:04:36

Comments

I'll show you a mouse wand....Lalonde

Date:

03 Jun 2002

Time:

22:52:36

Comments

It may be entertaining, but no more drama. Please.

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

05:26:14

Comments

Hey Sean, you know how I said I'd be there Thursday night for soccer practice? Well, I just remembered this morning that I have Circus tickets...sorry...Barteaux

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

12:10:37

Comments

NO FLAKES CLUB

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

13:08:47

Comments

OR THE NO SIDS CLUB.... BONG!!!!!!

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

15:20:54

Comments

I am soo screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!! no ride. so screwed. ahh well it'll all work out hopefully in an hours time soccer, soccer soccer. but less the a month and gmo and i will have our paddock peace all must solve a problem.

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

19:06:31

Comments

yes that's true, less than a month until campbell and I start spending all our time on our balcony in the latin quarter, shouting out to the locals, barbeque-ing, fiesta-ing, and just being a general nuissance. I need some signs made for above the door though, those may really be needed to avoid ass-chugging as Jay 2000 would say. gMo

Date:

04 Jun 2002

Time:

20:38:16

Comments

ASSCOCK-CHUGGING... carolina winning = campbell not being able to pay the rent at the new home.

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

01:03:23

Comments

why is it that 3:45 birds know that the sun's coming up in a couple of hours? It must be their high pearch. I wish I had a high assed pearch.

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

15:53:41

Comments

why did i just get a ecard from sean campbell?????? G keep in mind the no flakes club, BONG! That was GOOD!!

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

16:19:53

Comments

yeah jay that wasnt from me, someone framed me seriously Im am not kidding

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

18:33:29

Comments

No Campbell, someone didn't frame you, someone flaked you. BONG!

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

18:45:45

Comments

Bob, 9 days since your last post, and the ebible needs some attention, so on with the posting, foo...

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

22:16:23

Comments

yeah yeah yeah yeah today is June 6th, and it's supposed to be Bootylicious. We'll see.

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

22:30:42

Comments

Thanks everyone who came tonight, sorry the comedians wern't great......it helped us out a lot though. TS

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

22:38:59

Comments

hey tara i thought you were coming to clydes, where the fuck did you end up???

Date:

05 Jun 2002

Time:

22:40:15

Comments

All right so first of all I got a little slack for the lack of posting in 9 days! Sorry but anyone who has actually counted the days since I last posted seriously needs a hobby. Sorry G, but it's true. Anyway without further adieu I will make my first entry in 9 days. Let's start it out by saying "Hey Jay did you see that car estit!" too funny. I would also like to say that other than the cat titties joke, and the cold water vagina joke, I was not too impressed with the comedians. Sorr TS not your fault. I should have shown them the ol' Leoroy electrician joke. Anyway a sad realization was made tonight which was the begining of the end. But it is all good. And Timmy you're the best sorry bugging you with shit you don't need. Oh yeah and I definately finished off the night well. I parallel parked on my grass! Good work. Talk to y'all after the wedding. Let's hope I get something in my eye and the bridesmaid thinks that I'm winking! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BOB FATS

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

09:48:55

Comments

Fuck you Bob, I have hobbies! And I didn't count, I subtracted.

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

10:37:23

Comments

There is no need to get vulgar I said I was sorry.

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

12:27:13

Comments

comedy=lateness. and well peanut butter cookies from subway rule the school and im poo, and bars will be far from me unless someone else is paying the bills.

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

20:22:40

Comments

Campbell says finances will keep him from the bar, but we all know he'll be there? where? there. where? bar. drinkin'. C

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

21:23:11

Comments

I might be postin a little late for most people but avril is going to be on leno in about 5 minutes. Good luck to all. BONG! Linda on the MTV awards TOO FINE>

Date:

06 Jun 2002

Time:

22:34:15

Comments

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo today was June 6th and it was all right.

Date:

07 Jun 2002

Time:

08:17:30

Comments

No more cheers........getting your wallet stolen sucks, especially when you have $200 on you.

Date:

07 Jun 2002

Time:

13:08:12

Comments

Cheers to funny comedy guys downtown. The little geeky dude was funny, but the host sucked ass more than you know. "Who the hell takes a shortcut through a cemetery, anyway?

Date:

08 Jun 2002

Time:

01:21:47

Comments

June 7th, 2002...worst parking ever.

Date:

10 Jun 2002

Time:

09:25:36

Comments

Just a thought. Last night, SeanR couldn't stop talking about a guy named Chris, or how well-toned he was. "His name is Chris and he is toned, " over and over and over. I don't know why. You'll have to ask him. Lalonde

Date:

10 Jun 2002

Time:

11:56:34

Comments

Is this flaking out??? Im confused...

Date:

10 Jun 2002

Time:

13:55:02

Comments

soccer, tonight , tomorow and wednesday. busy week. but i will make an appearance, with little drinking, finances are harsh. 3 weeks and gmo and i are ste. genevievites. peace all i will seeeyall at the bars seanR

Date:

10 Jun 2002

Time:

14:59:27

Comments

make an appearance, now that's not a bad idea.

Date:

11 Jun 2002

Time:

12:59:12

Comments

ahhhh, sleepy but must play soccer = nap time

Date:

11 Jun 2002

Time:

18:48:39

Comments

nap time, now that's not a bad idea.

Date:

12 Jun 2002

Time:

15:16:56

Comments

whats the dilly? fuck passwords, my email aint workin properly...

Date:

12 Jun 2002

Time:

22:57:16

Comments

ooooo oooooo ooo ooooooooo

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

01:04:56

Comments

what?

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

08:44:07

Comments

Happy Birthday to the Olsen twins... they are now old enough to become my chauffettes..and congrats to all the graduates.

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

08:46:27

Comments

put your hands opposite to the ground if you're loving our sound and go ooooo oooooo ooo ooooooooo, that's what.

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

11:46:28

Comments

olsen twins were on leno the other day. they were damn fine pieces of ass

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

13:07:54

Comments

The Olsen twins, eh? That's not a bad idea...

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

23:26:39

Comments

I like filled with (!!!) that's what thugs love.... and tim dogg that olsen twins comment about them not being a bad idea wasn't me, but the others were, and the olsen twins, that actually isn't a bad idea, ooooo oooooo ooo ooooooooo

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

23:27:39

Comments

I put it down for the B F D

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

23:30:59

Comments

las ketchup, now that's a quality musical phenomenon.... I wish I was in spain right now.

Date:

13 Jun 2002

Time:

23:34:14

Comments

asereje

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

09:35:26

Comments

(MAN VOICE) MY JACKET IS ALL WET

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

11:30:28

Comments

Campbell, a word of advice: Take her back before it's too late or you're going to lose her for good.

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

12:03:11

Comments

Any chance the ex wrote that last message???

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

17:56:27

Comments

get some lives

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

18:52:44

Comments

...and dry off your jacket.

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

23:14:33

Comments

OH MY GOD ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ red beans and rice didn't miss her

Date:

14 Jun 2002

Time:

23:15:16

Comments

asereje

Date:

15 Jun 2002

Time:

09:24:53

Comments

Red beans and rice didn't miss her! I like the sound of that. This is the panty waste quenn checking in. The panties will be tighter than ever until Thursday. God damn summer classes. If anyone is interested Mike Chown is organizing a "Guys night out" tonight you can call him to find out the plan. All I know is that they plan on ending up at Super Sex for around 2. You can call him at 247-6165. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BOBBY

Date:

15 Jun 2002

Time:

09:37:10

Comments

Bob's got a fifi back, so he won't be pitching in on that party.

Date:

15 Jun 2002

Time:

09:37:19

Comments

bag I mean

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

10:04:12

Comments

Damn, that one post there...that's a paddlin'. R.

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

12:51:00

Comments

KWYJIBO...

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

13:08:26

Comments

big, fat, balding, dumb american ape

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

15:47:51

Comments

with no chin, well played

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

22:11:55

Comments

going halfcrazy, might as well be reincarnated right away.

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

22:17:43

Comments

asereje

Date:

16 Jun 2002

Time:

22:19:36

Comments

shawny, your site is dead, and if it's still dead to-morrow, I'm gonna have to take down that link.

Date:

17 Jun 2002

Time:

14:08:01

Comments

sleeping = late for work, too much world cup soccer, but ill be going to somewhere to watch england/brazil. later this week. peaceout, need a bike and new shoes. later seanr

Date:

17 Jun 2002

Time:

15:32:18

Comments

Theres no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.

Date:

18 Jun 2002

Time:

10:06:58

Comments

GH = Giant Hooters = Gay Homosexuals

Date:

18 Jun 2002

Time:

11:02:41

Comments

=Lifeguards

Date:

18 Jun 2002

Time:

14:02:03

Comments

rant= chanting gayness of 14 year olds

Date:

19 Jun 2002

Time:

00:36:22

Comments

....despite all this, you know J2000 will be going to the rant anyway. GO LIFEGARDS! I hope their season hasn't started yet for clydes to-morrow.

Date:

19 Jun 2002

Time:

00:36:55

Comments

asereje

Date:

19 Jun 2002

Time:

18:59:08

Comments

what was that comment from yesterday we were supposed to remember? Oh yeah... Bob's got Jenn's panties on. BONG! I thought that was a pretty good one.

Date:

19 Jun 2002

Time:

21:17:45

Comments

Hey regarding J2000 going to the RANT and 14 year olds....Hey if there is grass in the park, you're allowed to play. BONG!

Date:

20 Jun 2002

Time:

16:07:13

Comments

If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed. If they can crawl, they're already in the right position.

Date:

20 Jun 2002

Time:

23:17:14

Comments

oooff! now those were some sketchy comments... anyway my lift left today without me, thanks y'all, I guess I could've walked if I had to, anyway happy birthday to the birthday people, Deenie and the really Old Man. ooooo oooooo ooo ooooooooo, asereje

Date:

20 Jun 2002

Time:

23:18:13

Comments

all you poor folks getting drunk too fast... you don't make enough bread to soak up all your liquor

Date:

21 Jun 2002

Time:

07:14:01

Comments

YWIT - Down with squares.

Date:

21 Jun 2002

Time:

08:27:40

Comments

You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker. I guess I got a bad habit. Oh well... Down with trailor park trash and squares. July 1st 9:30 Blue Rodeo at the old pork confirmed. Where theres pork there's no ...... I'm gonna wreak this fuckers ride. hey barteaux let's go sailing, we don't need no turning mechanism no matter what we'll end up beached at the sand bar.... mmmmmmm sand bar. Sitting on the bed, lying wide awake there's demons in my head. Happy Birthday Dini, i hope you gots good and drunk. super powers flex there wings hold the world with puppet strings. ywit. later,.,.,

Date:

21 Jun 2002

Time:

10:40:14

Comments

I think that Bob should drink more beer and eat more nachos and I am writing this cause I forgot to mention that I also think he should watch more football....

Date:

21 Jun 2002

Time:

11:40:32

Comments

That last post is fantastic, Bob should definately eat more nachos drink more beer and watch more football. All in his yellow pants!

Date:

21 Jun 2002

Time:

17:42:26

Comments

isn't it tic tac who has the yellow pants? I don't know, but I thought I was the one who starts stereotypes on this site.

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

00:23:30

Comments

that pitcher is going out to the ladies

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

00:23:43

Comments

GO SPAIN!

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

07:02:54

Comments

Brazil, Germany, South Korea, and Turkey! No Spain, go TURKEY!

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

11:15:45

Comments

Bob Harmony should be arrested....I think he knows what for...His punishment should be no beer, nachos or football for at least a day.

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

11:43:02

Comments

That last entry sounds like trouble. Can't be good!

Date:

22 Jun 2002

Time:

23:44:35

Comments

It's Bob Harmoney, not Harmony

Date:

23 Jun 2002

Time:

23:20:41

Comments

Oh, so the key is to not weaken... all right, now I get it.

Date:

24 Jun 2002

Time:

01:24:46

Comments

Gotta love power failers, living in an omish paradise!! Sorry I didn't make it to cheers but i'll be there tomorrow. I gots to crash. TicTaC

Date:

24 Jun 2002

Time:

08:06:00

Comments

is that typo supposed to be amish or ohmish? Is it in reference to the lack of electricity or the presence of a huge resistance? Either way the result is the same, sorry for boring you.

Date:

24 Jun 2002

Time:

15:35:32

Comments

yeah shut up with that boring crap. shit like that only belongs on seany's site. I'll spell how i want to spell, when did borno start coming to this site.,

Date:

24 Jun 2002

Time:

16:39:15

Comments

whos borno?, some sort of leader?

Date:

24 Jun 2002

Time:

18:03:39

Comments

borno is like a stumpy silo, but what I don't know is how did we know that borno came to this site?

Date:

25 Jun 2002

Time:

04:23:43

Comments

why was it it a stupid and really annoying comment?

Date:

25 Jun 2002

Time:

04:26:30

Comments

lets go korea, im wasting two hours sleep for this. hopefully it aint a waste. why is sleep soo good but so hard to come by? tijme for some breaky, peace srout

Date:

25 Jun 2002

Time:

10:55:50

Comments

stupid and really annoying, that's hilarious, it's all about the theory of Mikeativity. gMo

Date:

25 Jun 2002

Time:

21:45:06

Comments

I am throwing out my St Jean Baptiste boxers. Every time I wear them the left nut tries to seperate from the right one! So I went to Clydes and had some beer but the kitchen was closed so I had no nachos. But I did watch a little football today, hope the als won. Up by 6 last I checked. Later! >>><<< BOB

Date:

25 Jun 2002

Time:

22:25:34

Comments

clydes comes in 2s. everyday i go there i seem to go twice. You gots to hate those britsh girls with the summer teeth........................ .............................. Some are here and some are there. good night y'all see you at the bars tomorrow!!!

Date:

26 Jun 2002

Time:

06:21:58

Comments

B+ is so much better than an F! Long live Summer school!

Date:

26 Jun 2002

Time:

06:22:09

Comments

B+ is so much better than an F! Long live Summer school!

Date:

26 Jun 2002

Time:

13:42:30

Comments

hi

Date:

26 Jun 2002

Time:

13:42:48

Comments

hi

Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

08:22:43

Comments

Cheers to beers at Clydes, yo. I love super-hot Jen Cleavage...I just wanna squeeze them hoots....Lalonde

Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

10:17:59

Comments

Lalonde is a pig! Just kidding big jugs rule!

Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

21:57:47

Comments

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Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

22:22:34

Comments

And so it begins. better put that sign up.

Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

22:57:47

Comments

now that mix was money.... but really though that made my night, that mix was money, there's no need to listen to my playlist now.

Date:

27 Jun 2002

Time:

23:00:26

Comments

.... and the sign's going up monday.... after blue rodeo.

Date:

28 Jun 2002

Time:

07:14:53

Comments

okay no sign maybe

Date:

28 Jun 2002

Time:

09:46:24

Comments

I thought yesterday was bad, It got much worse today. Fuck me.

Date:

28 Jun 2002

Time:

14:22:01

Comments

too much drama....

Date:

28 Jun 2002

Time:

14:23:59

Comments

God I love drama!

Date:

29 Jun 2002

Time:

08:58:29

Comments

>>Working on Saturday is gay, >>But beer is good, >>It is Ben's birthday today, >>And I've got wood!

Date:

29 Jun 2002

Time:

10:11:49

Comments

Hb Barteaux, may or may not make it to bbq. soooo much stuff to do and so little sleep. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Date:

29 Jun 2002

Time:

11:18:11

Comments

birthday props going out to Barteaux..

Date:

29 Jun 2002

Time:

13:11:14

Comments

It's barteaux's birthday, so happy birthday to him, I'll be at the barbeque as soon as I wash my car, cause it's a damn nice day.

Date:

29 Jun 2002

Time:

15:58:26

Comments

This site gets gayer on a daily basis.

Date:

30 Jun 2002

Time:

01:12:32

Comments

and so does Bob!

Date:

30 Jun 2002

Time:

06:05:45

Comments

BONG!

Date:

30 Jun 2002

Time:

11:02:19

Comments

that was a pretty good one!

Date:

30 Jun 2002

Time:

15:46:31

Comments

why why why is everyone so full full full of shit shit shit. It's fucking unbeleivable. it's like you have nothing better to do then fuck around in other people's lives. fuck

Date:

01 Jul 2002

Time:

06:41:05

Comments

Someones gots some bitter biscuits with a side order of sour grapes. Eh, Happy Canada Day!! Be happy yo!!There's gonna be a lot of beer drinking, lady pimpin' tonight. Campbell, save the fox..,.

Date:

01 Jul 2002

Time:

08:08:41

Comments

It's moving day, maybe it's time to start to pack? Maybe not.... It's Canada Day, maybe it's time to drink? Hell Yizza!

Date:

01 Jul 2002

Time:

15:21:32

Comments

WA-

Date:

01 Jul 2002

Time:

15:22:03

Comments

WA!

Date:

01 Jul 2002

Time:

22:47:15

Comments

Con-Air????? CON-SHIT!!!!. thats all i gots ta say.

Date:

02 Jul 2002

Time:

13:35:48

Comments

Now that G and SeanR have moved in together, we expect joint posts...if you guys can get it together and get a computer and some Internet, and cable TV, ...riddle me this...why did Campbell take an apartment that makes his 4-minute commute into a 45-minute commute every morning? Good old Campbell.....

Date:

02 Jul 2002

Time:

17:21:36

Comments

by the way its a 23 minute commute. and im fat and need to lose the weight. now that the carimove is kinda done. i can sit out on my balcony and watch the redneck totting french whipper snappers go by. god is it hot. work = long today and tomorw. but i have accumtujed myself to the layers of sweat on my body. peace all, thanks all for the help in the move. long live the pyramid

Date:

02 Jul 2002

Time:

18:29:59

Comments

B+ is for chumps, A- is Damn Fine. Was going to go fat dipping at Ann's but not any more. God DAMN it's HOT.

Date:

02 Jul 2002

Time:

18:30:14

Comments

B+ is for chumps, A- is Damn Fine. Was going to go fat dipping at Ann's but not any more. God DAMN it's HOT.

Date:

03 Jul 2002

Time:

08:25:47

Comments

hey guess who's bizzack? That second sign in box is back, that one's for the communists. Well the move is done, but no joint posts from Campbell and I yet (LALONDE is expecting joints from US???) because we have no internet and besides, I don't think we even live in the same appartment. At least not at the same time..... Anyway there are alot of cou-rouges there, and it's damned hot, I've accumtujed lots of sweat also, and that fascist cat better be gone by to-night or our inaugural meal will be feline stew. That's it for now you hoes, VIVA ESPA�A - YWIT - Down with Squares - gMo

Date:

03 Jul 2002

Time:

09:18:03

Comments

Its getting really hot in here, why arnt more chicks taking off their clothes.

Date:

03 Jul 2002

Time:

15:25:36

Comments

so, so hot.... heat makes the siesta necessary

Date:

04 Jul 2002

Time:

13:07:30

Comments

I love joint posts, G. IN fact, I love them so much, I might have to use your balcony to prove how much I love them. Oh yeah...sweet sweet Place Tevere across the street for the mAAAAAAAAD muncheez. P.S., I'm wrestling Friday night at the Federation de Lutte Quebecois in as church basement at the corner of Rosemont and Cartier in Montreal's east end. COme show those damn frenchies the only people whyo know how to support their own come from the WIBI...

Date:

04 Jul 2002

Time:

13:21:31

Comments

fascist cat is gone and the commie cat is in and is already running the place. sorry no go for the wreslting lalonde, ima campin. hopefullly the move will be fiunished sat, meaning cleaning the place. but the trouble is i m not sure who my roommate is? god is it hot...........gee----ZAM peace srout

Date:

04 Jul 2002

Time:

21:36:28

Comments

BANG-A-PALOOZA REQUIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

05 Jul 2002

Time:

05:38:56

Comments

Did we win our soccer game last night? I'm guessing no. >>BOB

Date:

06 Jul 2002

Time:

19:28:51

Comments

Havnt said this for a long time, MAN I NEED A BEEEER.

Date:

07 Jul 2002

Time:

14:21:26

Comments

Its smokey outside, just like alsop oreos.

Date:

08 Jul 2002

Time:

14:38:50

Comments

weak weekend for posts. well there was a bongathon on friday and then sweet sweet basement adventures at nires. but then zil went and broke her tooth. geeZam. tonight beers at cheers at 11ish for me seeyall there. naes

Date:

08 Jul 2002

Time:

16:13:13

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a weak weekend for posts because I haven't been on the internet since wednesday, and I'm telling you for the summer I keep this thing alive. Anyway cheers for beers to-night, yes, that's what it sounds like. And as of yet I haven't seen Lalonde posting joints on our balcony, but when he decides to he must be aware that our cat is a communist so he's all about sharing and he'll insist joint posting joints if you know what I mean.

Date:

08 Jul 2002

Time:

22:36:07

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you know what??????? FUCK ALL YALL. week...weekend......... smokey alsop oreos is the best post anyday of the week, anyday of the year.... BONG!!!!!!!

Date:

08 Jul 2002

Time:

22:52:56

Comments

Lookout beachcombers here comes BBERD's motorboat!

Date:

09 Jul 2002

Time:

14:10:24

Comments

personaally i like the tit slapping better

Date:

10 Jul 2002

Time:

17:14:58

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motorboat - I forgot about that but it was damned funny. Good old BBERD.

Date:

10 Jul 2002

Time:

17:19:36

Comments

burnt in face.

Date:

10 Jul 2002

Time:

20:25:45

Comments

Sorry G operation motorboat was a flop, girls are gay!

Date:

11 Jul 2002

Time:

00:41:45

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ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ROURKE, FUCK LIFEGUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEERS TO KAREN STEWART......LIFE GUARDS...YOU GUYS ARE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT.........................FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO ALL YOU WHO MISSSSSED THAT, BOOOOOOOURNS. TOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK, IMAX IN 4 HOURS. HOLY SHIT, I M GOING TO LITERALLY KILL RYAN ROURKE. BELIVE ME. j.

Date:

11 Jul 2002

Time:

19:51:40

Comments

0 for 2, life gets gayer by the second!

Date:

13 Jul 2002

Time:

07:12:01

Comments

Goodmorning world, fuck am I tired! Thinking of having a little PARTY tonight at the homestead. Not BYOB it's BBB Bring Bob Beer!

Date:

13 Jul 2002

Time:

14:14:01

Comments

hello sluts

Date:

13 Jul 2002

Time:

21:18:16

Comments

Metal pole through my chest, bruised sternum and ribs, broken left elbow and arm, possibly broken left rist, sprained right arn and thumb, maybe broken too (find out tues.), swolen nose........ and I'm suppose to be a lifeguard....well no more, I am now jobless, driveless but not beerless. Monday or whenever, I am getting smashed. Life sucks especially when this all happens at work, while lifeguarding and triping over a pole!!!!!! So now you all know, no questions please and yes, this took forever to type with 4 fingers. Tara

Date:

14 Jul 2002

Time:

13:06:44

Comments

ouch!

Date:

14 Jul 2002

Time:

15:56:33

Comments

ouch to say the least...frekin lifeguards.

Date:

14 Jul 2002

Time:

18:29:57

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YOWZERS! everyone! come see me play guitar for montreal's best band, one candle power (www.onecandlepower.com). you see, their guitar player, whose name is moses, went on a trip to california. i got asked to fill in on guitar, and jumped at the opportunity. you see, it's all like that mark whalberg movie about the guy that becomes a rockstar by replacing his idol. anywho, it all happens this thursday, july 18th @ casa del popolo (4873 st laurent), at around 8:00, with headlining band, one line drawing (www.jadetree.com). tickets are 8$ advance, 10$ door, and are now available at casa del popolo (4873 st.laurent), cd esoterik (ste.catherine, just east of guy), underworld (st. laurent metro, walk past foufs on other side of street), and cheap thrills (metcalfe). thanks! shawny.

Date:

15 Jul 2002

Time:

09:29:14

Comments

all they'll say is OH BOY! What a resurgence.

Date:

15 Jul 2002

Time:

14:39:38

Comments

Repellant for sale. WARNING: Extremely powerful!

Date:

15 Jul 2002

Time:

15:44:55

Comments

roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Date:

16 Jul 2002

Time:

22:21:04

Comments

Question: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Answer: You pick him up and give him a blow job! BONG!

Date:

17 Jul 2002

Time:

01:39:28

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Thats not worthy of a BONG!!! Good Lord. Now that bladder girl...God Dam that was a big fat ass.

Date:

17 Jul 2002

Time:

14:50:47

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the bladderass girl definitely deserves a BONG!

Date:

18 Jul 2002

Time:

07:23:23

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How was Clydes last night? I fell asleep at home and didn't go out.... Lalonde

Date:

18 Jul 2002

Time:

20:56:46

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To anyone who missed shawnys concert, your loss. He was rocking HARD CORE to say the least, cheers shanwy start thing about tattoo ideas!!!!!

Date:

18 Jul 2002

Time:

20:57:38

Comments

THINKING about tattoo ideas

Date:

18 Jul 2002

Time:

22:07:12

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Cheers to the big tie tonight and cheers to beers at Cheers. So sad that Remo did not show up. So sad that Bob was left drinking alon... I mean with Marty. Nice try Tim but I need to be drunk to take the motorboat for a ride, even if it is CHERRY red. LATER BOB FATS

Date:

19 Jul 2002

Time:

09:27:02

Comments

Cheers and jeers at the same time to "pulling a Campbell," and he knows what I mean, dude....

Date:

19 Jul 2002

Time:

16:23:32

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to all who graciously came way up st. laurent to casa del popolo last night to see me play guitar for the fabulous one candle power (www.onecandlepower.com), cheers! it was much appreciated. definately calmed the nerves at least slightly to be able to see familiar faces and hear familiar voices ('cept for when sid said "truck porn"). anywho, seriously, last night was really fun for me, and it was really cool that a lot of you came so willingly. thanks again. to all the slack asses who didn't show up, fuck you buddies! nah, i'm just kidding, you're allllll-right! much thanks! - shawny

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

00:57:18

Comments

Sooooo drunk!!!! Cold Baileys and Beer is so good especially when it's free!!! Chugging wine in the bus hurts, never drinking that much again, don't remember much but mom got me home. For all of you who think lifeguard rants are gay.....I do agree however tonight was the best rant ever and the best night of the year ( besides the DOTWC)!!! Don't remember much but I apparently I made a guy cry...whatever he's trying to get with my sister so it's ok if i YELL AT HIM.....jAY juggs was all cleavage tonight and Sophie was mad at Ryan, told you you would have scored big tonight!! See yah at cheers!! TS

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

08:01:46

Comments

TRUCK PORN!

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

08:10:19

Comments

Been out of this game since Wednesday, sorry, no energy, not even enough to answer any of my 584984 missed calls on thursday night. Anyway, sorry to Shawny for missing the performance, and sorry Bob that you had to drink alone, you know if I was feeling all right I'd be there like the other 51 Thursday's of the year. Anyway, BUNG-O to feeling a little better today, and BUNG-O to that sunshine, I'm hitting the road. gMo

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

08:11:52

Comments

bob don't forget to buy lottery ticket for to-night so we could be once again dippin' down ramblas boulevard.

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

19:52:29

Comments

jeers to shitty mexican food on prince arthur: expensive, tastes like sheee-at, and didn't fill me up. the complimentary nachos were pretty freakin' terrible too. ah well. - shawny

Date:

20 Jul 2002

Time:

23:18:16

Comments

Didn't fill you up?

Date:

22 Jul 2002

Time:

14:42:25

Comments

There will be mad action tonight in the streets of Pointe claire

Date:

22 Jul 2002

Time:

15:57:56

Comments

I'd be Hella-down for some Mad action.

Date:

22 Jul 2002

Time:

23:03:35

Comments

LS except for TS Suck! Oh yeah. MV In thought you= easy, maybe tomorrow.

Date:

23 Jul 2002

Time:

07:24:46

Comments

Mad action on the streets of Pointe Claire? I guess. But action like the action that got Campbell's mom's house ??? TP'ed the other night is action that flies in the face of logic.....

Date:

23 Jul 2002

Time:

14:55:46

Comments

Ummmmm....sorry to interupt but I'm sick. That's why my voice sounds like a man's. Sick lesbian! Grabbing my crotch and boobs!!!!!

Date:

23 Jul 2002

Time:

15:07:01

Comments

Oh my God!!!!!!! I go on MSN and Jen is online......guess what her msn name is!!!!!????? MANVOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TS

Date:

23 Jul 2002

Time:

15:07:17

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Oh my God!!!!!!! I go on MSN and Jen is online......guess what her msn name is!!!!!????? MANVOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TS

Date:

24 Jul 2002

Time:

09:12:54

Comments

cant you smell the lifeguard in those last two posts, I CAN!!!

Date:

24 Jul 2002

Time:

09:28:39

Comments

Yes I can smell the lifeguard in those posts...and the boobs... Oh, boobs. I love 'em so much...

Date:

24 Jul 2002

Time:

13:32:16

Comments

Did someone say boobs? God I love boobs!

Date:

24 Jul 2002

Time:

15:45:54

Comments

BEST PICK UP LINE..."man i m thirsty, can i drink from your juggs?"

Date:

24 Jul 2002

Time:

18:18:24

Comments

...at least Bob didn't didn't mess up her name...or maybe he might have been inclined to call her Barry. Bob, for christs sake, you were supposed to post that. "WHO'S THAT FAT GUY BESIDE ME BUYING SHOTS."

Date:

25 Jul 2002

Time:

18:17:59

Comments

BETTER BE LOTS OF BOOBS AT CHEERS TONIGHT. cuz lately that place has been chuggin much asscock

Date:

26 Jul 2002

Time:

12:19:38

Comments

THERE ARE ALWAYS LOTS OF BOOBS AT CHEERS

Date:

27 Jul 2002

Time:

00:20:44

Comments

Our girlfriends are like McDonalds employees.

Date:

27 Jul 2002

Time:

18:17:54

Comments

its been awhile, yoyo

Date:

28 Jul 2002

Time:

11:14:15

Comments

ooooo... iss a lady!

Date:

29 Jul 2002

Time:

09:51:36

Comments

What we need are more joint posts, more drunken ramblings and more...well, more posts. If anybody's interested , the West Island's best professional wrestle, Angus MacTaggart, will be wrestling in the main event of 'Gloire aux Vaincus' Friday night at the FLQ Theatre Extreme at the corner of Rosemont and Cartier in central Montreal... Keep it in mind as the Summer of Violence winds itself down.... Dude, I hate the hot weather, but I love the skimpy clothes...

Date:

29 Jul 2002

Time:

14:50:32

Comments

Damn, I year ago we were in Paris, looking for a MILFeuille, that wasn't bad. Bob buy your lottery tickets, my luck is down, or maybe it was just saving up.

Date:

29 Jul 2002

Time:

18:18:41

Comments

My nipples explode with the light.

Date:

30 Jul 2002

Time:

09:35:17

Comments

Since those bus station skanks had to pay Marty they weren't able to afford bus fare HOme. They HOwever weren't the lowliest bus station skanks. On a completely different note, those shots and drinks were for you Grammy Davies.

Date:

31 Jul 2002

Time:

09:01:37

Comments

Much respect goes out to SeanR's late grandmother. May she look down upon him with pride. Lalonde

Date:

31 Jul 2002

Time:

17:44:29

Comments

One year ago today we were dippin' down Ramblas boulevard. Someone's really got to get me a winning lottery ticket, please!

Date:

31 Jul 2002

Time:

20:33:35

Comments

Austin Powers 3 is all right by me. Sorry G$ but we will not be dipp'n down the ramblas this week. 15 million next week though!

Date:

31 Jul 2002

Time:

22:39:48

Comments

asereje - it's even a quality dance, too. The sister on the right is my favorite, she gots all the moves.

Date:

01 Aug 2002

Time:

10:41:57

Comments

Broke back and a 2 hour line up at the clinic = death!

Date:

02 Aug 2002

Time:

16:01:38

Comments

Go Als GO!

Date:

02 Aug 2002

Time:

20:31:57

Comments

Cheers to the ALS POST, and you know what, GO EXPOS TOO. fuck it they can pull it off. GO SPOS!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

03 Aug 2002

Time:

12:40:20

Comments

All who are interested, there will be a barbeque/boozefest at Ann's tonight!

Date:

04 Aug 2002

Time:

11:16:57

Comments

A lot of parade talk going on today at breakfast. There's an "Avalanche de fruits" in G$'s mouth. Tim you had better go to the turtle club or else we all know where you'll be, with a side order of ... bacon!

Date:

05 Aug 2002

Time:

09:01:50

Comments

turtle turtle... well Tim Dogg didn't show, so I guess he enjoyed the parade as he followed its route to the left and to the right but never strait. 34-24-35, that's tush impaired.

Date:

06 Aug 2002

Time:

08:56:47

Comments

I just won an 8 day vacation in Florida for 4 people.....however I lost it after my mom started yelling at the guy that it was fraud and refused to give him her visa number. Shoot me now!

Date:

06 Aug 2002

Time:

13:36:32

Comments

Oh yeah, I hate it when those free vacations come a callin'

Date:

06 Aug 2002

Time:

13:55:20

Comments

BOOBS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

Date:

07 Aug 2002

Time:

06:18:51

Comments

OH MY GOD - Talk about a motor in the back of that Honda.

Date:

07 Aug 2002

Time:

09:14:20

Comments

I wish i could have seen Double D dancer...boobs were crap...hey ann...did you get my message?

Date:

07 Aug 2002

Time:

21:09:44

Comments

everyone check out homestarrunner.com...on second thought....don't, cause you probably wouldn't appreciate it.

Date:

08 Aug 2002

Time:

08:03:15

Comments

No, especially not the ones that keep posting at length about boobs. homestarrunner.com rules!!!!!

Date:

09 Aug 2002

Time:

17:03:37

Comments

Living in America...: Jim Bob Hargrove stands accused of attacking and castrating Clay Henry III, the horned, cloven-hoofed mayor of the small West Texas town of Lajitas. But Hargrove is charged with animal cruelty, not attempted murder, because Clay Henry is a goat. The mid-sized gray farm animal was elected mayor in 2000, following local tradition. Mayors Clay Henry I and Clay Henry Jr. were also goats. They each achieved fame primarily for drinking beer. The office doesn't come with any legal powers, local officials note, but the mayor does get his share of free beer from admiring townspeople and visitors. Police say Hargrove attacked Clay Henry III because he became jealous when he saw the mayor drinking a beer on Sunday, when the region's blue laws prevented alcohol sales. "He kept saying, 'You know I oughtta go castrate that goat,'" Brewster County Sheriff Ronny Dodson said, relating eyewitness accounts. "And the next morning the goat was found lying with its testicles cut off." Hargrove was charged with felony animal cruelty, and faces trial later this month. Clay Henry made a full recovery after local ranchers sutured his wounds. "He's doing fine," Dodson said. "He's still drinking beer."

Date:

10 Aug 2002

Time:

07:59:22

Comments

Yeah like www.homestarrunner.com is high brow...."D'uh, I like his funny voice". Less homestar - More boobs.

Date:

10 Aug 2002

Time:

08:26:41

Comments

Tip: When bored at work, join columbiahouse online and get 5 DVD's for $36! What a deal! What did I just get myself into?

Date:

11 Aug 2002

Time:

11:21:33

Comments

well I never been to spain / but I kinda like the music / they say the ladies are insane there / and they sure know how to use it. Well last night me and Bob planned a fishing trip on the lake while we were sitting atop the hotel, cause the ho tell us she's from there. Some quality YWIT prelude shit there atop the hotel and I kinda like the music, and no I'm not going to McKibbons. L. And that's not for fire. Then an early awakening by Dagz to go to the volks show, an early morning road trip with breakfast at the BuyMore restaurant, Chantal was our waitress, she has body piercings according to Dagz, and she told me about Jawl.... Tic Tac's birthday to-morrow, perhaps Chez Mau is on tap to-night, Tic Tac will inform us. Later hoes, it's getting hot in herre, so I gotta wash my car. And I have been to spain, that was just a song, but the ladies really are insane there. gMo

Date:

12 Aug 2002

Time:

04:54:37

Comments

Happy Birthday Tic-Tac, where are we drinking tonight?

Date:

12 Aug 2002

Time:

10:07:04

Comments

Happy birthday to TIC TAC patty wack

Date:

12 Aug 2002

Time:

17:49:32

Comments

give a bitch a moan, it really is time to get our asses into the bar.

Date:

13 Aug 2002

Time:

05:27:34

Comments

Riddle me this... riddle me that, who shows up 20 minutes late fo work in fact! Damn good celebration Timmy, Iknow I got good and tight! I think I'm still drunk! Gotta love those Lafleur breakfast sandwiches and crap coffee from the canteen! Bob Out!

Date:

13 Aug 2002

Time:

08:27:49

Comments

Big party for Tic Tac, probably the busiest Monday of the year for the event, and we all got good and tight. Fuck being late, I didn't even go to work, well not yet anyway. BUNG-O to the booze, and Jay that ass wasn't that big, we saw her walk away later, and she had no bladderass. That made me think of Spain. Later hoes.

Date:

13 Aug 2002

Time:

08:31:09

Comments

Word on the street is Carolina will be a four day thing, well I'm in for that. BUNG-O.

Date:

13 Aug 2002

Time:

15:48:10

Comments

Ah common, that was a big fat ass. sitting down it was blebing over the seat

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

09:20:23

Comments

It may have been blebing, but it was no bladderass. She had been eating a healthy amount of red beans and rice, but not too much.

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

09:25:08

Comments

I just got the best advice, and it wasn't even for me, but that was damned good advice.

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

14:15:25

Comments

Don't leave me hangin!!! Tell us the advice!!

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

15:05:20

Comments

...might have to move to Utah though...

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

22:19:51

Comments

drunk drunk drunk..........I am sooooo drunk!!!

Date:

14 Aug 2002

Time:

23:03:41

Comments

lifeguard lifeguard lifeguard...........I am suuuccchhh a lifeguard!!

Date:

15 Aug 2002

Time:

09:25:21

Comments

cheers to that last post. BANG ON!!!!!! stupid lifeguards. like 40 degress yesterday and they dont let kids into the pool, cuz they dont have a membership. F that S. Man lifeguards are useless.

Date:

16 Aug 2002

Time:

16:55:05

Comments

cheers to cheers

Date:

17 Aug 2002

Time:

08:13:49

Comments

The only thing gayer than having an exam on a Saturday in the summer is working before that exam! But tonight I will be a devil at the saint!

Date:

17 Aug 2002

Time:

13:01:40

Comments

Devil the Saint, that's not bad, looks like to-night may be a fine fiesta.

Date:

17 Aug 2002

Time:

13:11:45

Comments

noche de Sabado, noche de fiesta, I heard that on the spanish radio, Madrid's MC Mario, or rather MC Maria, well hell yeah noche de fiesta.

Date:

18 Aug 2002

Time:

10:48:30

Comments

Fishsticks? That don't sound like breakfast food to me.

Date:

19 Aug 2002

Time:

16:54:37

Comments

cheers for beers to-night, but some Manoir special first

Date:

21 Aug 2002

Time:

11:53:13

Comments

The other day i was at this restaurant that had a desert fridge. So i walk over and say this cake fridge looks derserted. COMMON THATS GOLD. stupid waitress just stared dumbfounded.

Date:

21 Aug 2002

Time:

13:42:04

Comments

BONG... That was Gay! GO ALS!

Date:

21 Aug 2002

Time:

14:23:02

Comments

man it has been awhile. must figure out who is down for carolina lookin at 4 day trip. not this weekend but the next. which means august 30-31 sept 1-2. manoey is an issue for me at the moment because ive got bank problems. four days is money.and if anyone knows of a job opening starting septemeber lettme know . but in the meen time drink drink drink drink drink. golf tomorw if there's no rain.

Date:

21 Aug 2002

Time:

14:44:40

Comments

If anyone knows of a job opening in September, let Campbell know. That apartment won't pay for itself.

Date:

21 Aug 2002

Time:

14:47:16

Comments

What is it that head and shoulders and Hitler have in common? God that's an awful joke, it's not even worth finishing. Stupid things you think of when you're drunk.

Date:

22 Aug 2002

Time:

05:25:01

Comments

...Jews don't like either?

Date:

23 Aug 2002

Time:

08:44:52

Comments

What's the difference between karate and judo? A: Karate is a martial art, and judo is what they make bagels out of...

Date:

24 Aug 2002

Time:

10:51:31

Comments

dont know bout carolina i ve had one confermation and to many maybes. and i need to look for a job. but there is still time

Date:

25 Aug 2002

Time:

10:53:30

Comments

Last night was full of beer. My head is still spinning, poor g-mo, just best kick dagz ass for these early sunday morning wake up calls. Anywayz when a when a hudge black man steps on your foot what are you supposed to say... "Damn yous a big man."--- "did you just say something about my back." Gecco. but Claude, I needed some wine to wash down all that food. Thank god the rats left when it got good, or maybe thats why it got good. Anyways I'll be drinkin' tonight somewhere sometime. later TiCtaC

Date:

25 Aug 2002

Time:

21:14:34

Comments

that's right, you DID go drinking to-night tic tac, although it was key to exercise alcoholic restraint in the wake of last nights mad consumption function. It was determined to-night night that our quest in life is to become the perfect drunks, and well at least we are getting some practice, or doing research or whatever. Well Karinas last night was rather drunken, and once again dagz provided an early awakening for me on a long Sunday morning coming down, and it turned out to be a long assed day, and dagz got damned tight at the indy today and probably still is so now. Free tickets made the whole ordeal rather worthwhile, and I'll bow my head in shame regarding my lack of interest in drinking there, but really there's nothing short of dying that's half as lonesome as the sound as those screaming indy race cars and sunday morning coming down. Later hoes, I finally will get to rest my head, I'll be in good form again to-morrow to continue on my quest. gMo.

Date:

25 Aug 2002

Time:

21:21:47

Comments

...and I climbed up one alp, and then down it, and then climbed up another alp...and is it just me or is it thanksgiving, cause turkeys keep popping up. I'll be thanking when I'm giving it to turkeys.

Date:

26 Aug 2002

Time:

11:18:58

Comments

speaking of thanksgiving. Carolina seems to be off for early september. lack of confirmations, my one cancelled. its all cool though. lookin at canada thanksgiving for maybe a four-five day trip. its aways away but these days its harder to leave on a whim so keep me informed. plus stupid banks, i hate losing over thousand dollars just like that. maybe i'll drink my sorrows away tonight. peace all.... time to find a job

Date:

26 Aug 2002

Time:

17:02:22

Comments

speaking of drinking, cheers to-night?

Date:

26 Aug 2002

Time:

22:44:48

Comments

Alright, cheers to getting home and not having a flashing light telling me i have to work, but jeers to bitterness and wastes of time. Fuckin shaggy give me a fucking break. FUCK

Date:

26 Aug 2002

Time:

22:46:46

Comments

AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK.......FUCK

Date:

27 Aug 2002

Time:

07:27:22

Comments

cheers to breakfast. soooooooooo hungary

Date:

27 Aug 2002

Time:

10:11:35

Comments

oh we're the ants who will eat your dinner, back for the sequel

Date:

27 Aug 2002

Time:

12:24:55

Comments

ah shit, ants stealing dinner. dam thats funny, gotta get that tape.

Date:

27 Aug 2002

Time:

20:34:08

Comments

speaking of dinner... I forgot to eat tonight. Where is everyone, i want to go drinking but all phones are either off or no being answered.. please someone drink with me.. i need beer in my belly.

Date:

28 Aug 2002

Time:

19:14:48

Comments

well the originators were at angels, and to-night at clydes. I jumped into a lake to-day. Old Orchard Beach Sunday/Monday -- big fiesta. later hoes.

Date:

29 Aug 2002

Time:

08:41:35

Comments

This weekend, Tristan is leaving to go back to Belgium for school, so there will be one massive fiesta at Le Sablon, overnight from Friday to Saturday.....lets go get alcohol poisoning!!!!! Call Alsop/Lalonde for more info, or SeanR's cell...

Date:

29 Aug 2002

Time:

10:12:01

Comments

will do anything for money... need job.

Date:

29 Aug 2002

Time:

11:24:25

Comments

ah subway... gotta love that 4%. i love it so muchg im going bACK FOR more

Date:

30 Aug 2002

Time:

18:57:32

Comments

OCTOBER 12TH, THE SPECTRUM. EVERYONE BE THERE FOR ONE OF THE BEST LIVE SHOWS YOU LL EVER SEE. DANKO JONES.

Date:

31 Aug 2002

Time:

21:42:56

Comments

HEY BOB! MANVOICE kept asking about you tonight. She can't wait for tomorrow to pull some manly moves. Better come prepared! See everyone at open bar at cheers!!!

Date:

01 Sep 2002

Time:

13:59:11

Comments

last day for T, won't see him for 10 months or so. have a good one in Belgium buddy. and we'll see you in the E-bible...

Date:

01 Sep 2002

Time:

15:19:20

Comments

Propos to a great weekend send-off for everybody's favourite Belgian bastard. Bring on September! Jeers to this awful sunburn. Props to french girls and their reputations, and to the velociraptor by the fire. The orangutan was weak, though. Oh, well.

Date:

01 Sep 2002

Time:

15:42:59

Comments

Keep it real T, dont eat to many of those waffles and fries though, you ll end up looking like campbell. Peace buddy

Date:

02 Sep 2002

Time:

00:30:35

Comments

great night at cheers. someone payed more at open bar then they would after open bar, i got to see tits, and jsut got home at 3:30 and have to work at 5. dont get better then that. GIANTS THURSDAY AT CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!1

Date:

02 Sep 2002

Time:

11:00:17

Comments

Predicament...what a funny word. And I only tiped him good because I thought he would hook me up like Marty does. Good job keeping Missy Jugs busy Jay, she won't talk to me anymore. Dirty tit showing skank, I hope that ring gets stuck on her shirt while she flashes everyone and gets ripped off! She should invest in lipo suction first before she gets anything else pierced! Oh and yes I do hate that bitch!

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

05:29:13

Comments

someone seems a little bitter. Maybe its time to relax a little bit. Let things be. Soon the leaves will be changes colours and all will be good with the world. JESUS CHRIST, RELAX YOU FREKIN CRAZY PERSON.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

05:58:35

Comments

To that same crazy person: Lipo-suction? Why? so she can have a skinny, boney ass like yours? Maybe you should take a look at yourself before you bash people and check how your popularity chart is looking. Jesus Christ.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

06:12:42

Comments

Missy Jugs is hot. Maybe you're just jealous because that piercing is another thing you can add to the list of things you've NEVER done. Grow up.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

07:21:41

Comments

wow! missy jugs got nothing pierced...ss, why would i bash my own friend? And I couldn't care less about my popularity, who needs friends anyways.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

07:23:36

Comments

wow! missy jugs got nothing pierced...ss, why would i bash my own friend? And I couldn't care less about my popularity, who needs friends anyways.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

07:24:12

Comments

woe! missy jugs got nothing pierced..., why would i bash my own friend? And I couldn't care less about my popularity, who needs friends anyways.

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

09:42:18

Comments

WASAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

12:57:45

Comments

CAT FIGHT!!!!1

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

13:11:55

Comments

well, i think thats enough of that. on to old business....no school for me, or is there. hopefully i'll be subbing soon. cause i dont want to an artist forever ever

Date:

03 Sep 2002

Time:

15:57:24

Comments

think maybe they ll kiss?????

Date:

04 Sep 2002

Time:

07:37:06

Comments

some thing has to pay the bills soon...man only if beer could. it pays my liver though. sweet sweet action. how is school everybody? thats what i thought. I wish i was there tooo.

Date:

04 Sep 2002

Time:

10:01:20

Comments

I second that

Date:

04 Sep 2002

Time:

17:28:25

Comments

Man oh man, there's nothing I like better than watching two girls kiss...unless it's THREE girls kissing...Oh yeah. That's the ticket.

Date:

04 Sep 2002

Time:

17:31:39

Comments

There will be no kissing after that attack

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

07:41:22

Comments

Whose attack? and why not? Just because you got made fun of a little bit, don't let that stand in the way of your natural lust for other girls, and your desire to kiss them for men who might be watching...

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

07:48:03

Comments

I wouldn't want to get diseases

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

08:24:07

Comments

you can dish it out, but you can't take it, eh?

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

09:48:21

Comments

JAVH Wednesdays are back, next week ETA is 9:30, but Bob got a line pass, literally, so maybe we'll just arrive at ten thirty again. Yeah that's the ticket, living in the city it's do or die. Cheers to-night you hoes.

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

09:49:39

Comments

...And FUCK CLYDES

Date:

05 Sep 2002

Time:

13:43:56

Comments

Yes sir Cheers downtown was quite an event. Cheers to Jay for the ol' "cut in line". Phone calls in line were numerous but some were kept short. The drinking was good, and no worries about the line next week! Yeah that sounds good!

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

07:08:02

Comments

BONG!!!!!! WOMEN ARE INSANE. I'm not sure if you guys out there know this, but women are absolutely fucking insane....it's like...why are you guys all crazy and everything, with all your little insecurities and stupiditie, always worried about your weight and crap, and then worying yourselves into eating disorders, and those women who actually have a normal relationship with food are too into "being one of the guys" that it disrupts the whole dynamic of the group... women are crazy. Maybe we should go back to the days when they all just stayed home and cooked for their husbands and fixed us drinks and made babies instead of bringing their pre-menstrual asses to work and infecting the workplace with their PMS.....Just stick to what you know, OK? Cooking and fucking......

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

07:08:52

Comments

What a rant. Ho-lee Shit.....

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

07:35:25

Comments

Sounds like sour grapes to me....

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

08:10:45

Comments

Someones good some bitter ass-biscits..

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

09:05:14

Comments

50 seconds between those two posts. pretty impressive. Like the joke goes why did the woman cross the road??? really question why is she out of the kitchen???...and why did the feminist cross the road???? TO SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

09:55:22

Comments

Damn, that's some bitter shit. Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the oven... BONG!!!!!! That was also a good one....

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

17:05:09

Comments

That was quite the rant, but don't worry ladies, wanderingcaribou.com still loves you and still says "oooo, iss a lady" everytime you walk by.

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

17:38:45

Comments

http://www.suntimes.co.za/2002/08/25/backpage/back01.asp you are welcome

Date:

06 Sep 2002

Time:

17:41:30

Comments

CHEERS RY!!! CHEERS!

Date:

07 Sep 2002

Time:

14:28:07

Comments

well, i'm hungary, and im tired and wondering, the pool rules: 1. Damn straight the pool rules! thats aboot that.

Date:

07 Sep 2002

Time:

22:17:12

Comments

pool hours: damn straight the pool's ours!

Date:

08 Sep 2002

Time:

07:20:13

Comments

pain, so much pain this morning. good season for soccer but the pain was too unbearable. stupid fuckin shootouts. why cant anyone on my team score? fuck that shit! anyways time to watch some football all all all all day. peace out

Date:

08 Sep 2002

Time:

09:50:58

Comments

Did we lose?

Date:

09 Sep 2002

Time:

11:47:45

Comments

love the football, cant wait for the monday nighter at cheers. be there and square bout 10 ish.

Date:

09 Sep 2002

Time:

13:43:22

Comments

they're back. stupid communists.

Date:

09 Sep 2002

Time:

15:59:19

Comments

and now, YOUR Montreal Condors midseason update. After 7 games, and a 28-13 loss to Watertown Saturday night, you Montreal semi-pro heroes sit at 3-4 and are holding onto the last playoff spot in the EFL north. Not bad, but not great either. On a brighter note, the Condors lead the league in passing and fewest sacks allowed. (Gotta get that in there...O-linemen rule. Without 'em, pretty-boy running backs wouldn't be very pretty...Campbell..I'm looking at you here)...Lalonde out

Date:

10 Sep 2002

Time:

05:31:40

Comments

Probably better i didnt go to cheers to watch that ass clown Kordell fuck up time and time again. Anyways i think its time that we go back to our roots and start hitting annies again. cuz as everyone knows if there is grass in the park...you are allowed to play. BONG!!

Date:

10 Sep 2002

Time:

09:32:26

Comments

I wouldn't mind going to annies to play bong.

Date:

10 Sep 2002

Time:

12:14:46

Comments

How do you play bong? Is it a card game, or is it something more abstract than that, like the concept of making a deep, resounding sound from a bell?

Date:

10 Sep 2002

Time:

12:54:01

Comments

what are you guys talking about. bong has nothing to do with annies. only 17 year old pussy. SWEET. or should i say nootch.

Date:

10 Sep 2002

Time:

17:39:02

Comments

I don't play bong, I play bitches

Date:

11 Sep 2002

Time:

10:07:55

Comments

Everybody loves 17-year-old pussy.... BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

11 Sep 2002

Time:

12:06:06

Comments

Cheers downtown to-night, Bob got his line pass so we're good to go. JAVH Wednesdays continue. And in May I think everyone I know will be in Europe, so BUNG-O you can find me beside that sea down there that I can't spell. gHo

Date:

11 Sep 2002

Time:

12:06:55

Comments

Siehs Ein au Hur!!!

Date:

11 Sep 2002

Time:

12:18:11

Comments

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Date:

12 Sep 2002

Time:

09:34:41

Comments

JAVH Wednesdays continued, damn I wish I had 10 million dollars so I could spend it foolishly, or maybe so I could spend 1 million dollars foolishly ten times. But ten times, that's not foolish.

Date:

12 Sep 2002

Time:

14:52:05

Comments

yo yo, I think a we're goin old school tonight. annies, jay and i are meeting there at likes 930ish. I f i remeber correctly its like 7$ dollar pichets which equal lots and lots of beers . speaking of annies, I coach girls high school soccer... you guys should come watch... jk, not really though. but at 50$ a game who wouldnt. i love only workin at 10 or 11 everyday. and the new mattress is the gaunge, never slept better. enough aboot me. back to the high school girls...

Date:

12 Sep 2002

Time:

20:03:42

Comments

And what would you do with that 10million dollars? And you can't say buy the cleveland cavaliers.

Date:

13 Sep 2002

Time:

01:08:01

Comments

7.50 pitchers,,, dont get better then that , its jsut dont . next thursday. FUCk CHEERS hard and cheeres annies. it no joke toke me 11 minutes to write that message. BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

13 Sep 2002

Time:

07:10:43

Comments

If I had 10 million dollars, I would buy some high school girls... definitely. Lalonde out.

Date:

13 Sep 2002

Time:

09:15:47

Comments

toke me 11 mintues. thats kinda funny. man i must have been wasted

Date:

13 Sep 2002

Time:

09:37:56

Comments

Hey G what do you like in your coffee? "Depends" That's dirty!

Date:

14 Sep 2002

Time:

13:02:30

Comments

what? I don't remember that one. We needed a lot of wine to wash down all those fajitas last night. And really where's my ten million dollars. That is ALL.

Date:

15 Sep 2002

Time:

12:22:25

Comments

You smoke, I drink, me too, well good

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

13:18:23

Comments

Women will be the death of me. Simple as that. Every woman I have run into the last five days has made me want to commit suicide. Tell me there's like, one or two out there that haven't made me want to join the priesthood. At least little boys know how to keep their mouths shut. Who's a fan of clergy molestation humour? Not me, but it seems the only people around who know anything or care about anybody but themselves are men. I can't believe it, but it's true. Women are self-serving beeeatches with no concern for the lives and comforts of others. Forget it. I'm out.

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

16:57:34

Comments

if you weren't that much of a piece of shit women wouldn't have to act that way aroung you you fucking hoe.

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

17:26:31

Comments

WOW. good god this website is going a little crazy on the bashing. No need to call anyone a fu*king hoe or a piece of shit, no one wants to be called a piece of shit. Just let in be.. like i said before the leaves are changing colours football is on in 45 minutes. So fuck women if you want, but dont be a hater. man what the fuck am i talking about. WOMEN SUCK. no wonder augusta wont let em join.BONG

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

17:39:15

Comments

I m just playing ladies, you know i love you. BONG

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

17:49:43

Comments

Brown eyes / Curly Hair / self-serving beeeatches / I don't care!

Date:

16 Sep 2002

Time:

20:41:44

Comments

Allo Vero! I ain't no HO!

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

08:31:06

Comments

Some chick gonna call me a piece of shit and a hoe after my rant? That's exactly what I mean. Please...somebody...anybody....tell me there's one woman out there who's not controlling, self-serving or consistently annoying. I'd appreciate names, also....

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

08:31:58

Comments

Some chick gonna call me a piece of shit and a hoe after my rant? That's exactly what I mean. Please...somebody...anybody....tell me there's one woman out there who's not controlling, self-serving or consistently annoying. I'd appreciate names, also....

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

12:58:01

Comments

i remember some cool girls... who were they again? i can't think of ANYONE now. man, how the mind goes

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

13:45:24

Comments

see?

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

13:46:20

Comments

see?

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

14:33:47

Comments

i said i couldn't think of anyone who's around NOW. there were cooler girls before though for sure. i remember vaguely, but that was a long time ago

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

15:30:29

Comments

Britney spears has big boobs and maybe porn soon, date her.

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

16:22:15

Comments

Hey Casanova what's wrong with you! Sure woman are emotional and irrational, but they are also beautiful, soft, and smell good. Don't blame women, blame relationships! We love you ladies! >> BOB

Date:

17 Sep 2002

Time:

21:24:26

Comments

There are a few people around here who need some sense bitch-slapped into them.

Date:

18 Sep 2002

Time:

10:45:18

Comments

I'm with that....

Date:

18 Sep 2002

Time:

11:17:33

Comments

It's Wednesday, and my bet is that if Marc Lalonde had a good look at JAVH Wednesday to-night all his ranting on this site about ladies would come to an abrupt end. And I sure as hell hope it comes to an end, or he'll have alot of explaining to do when we end up celebrating the DOTWC in a swordfish tank. ---- YWIT (not OWIT or OP) - Down with squares ---- gMo

Date:

18 Sep 2002

Time:

13:16:20

Comments

aserej� - what a quality song, and now it's # 1 in Europe. Kudos to LAS KETCHUP. Well you heard about it here first, June 13 2002, the first North American website to mention it, and soon those chicas will be all over the place. And now they have a BEACH video! Damn, if there were ever any doubts about me going to Spain as soon as I can get my hands on the airfare, they're gone now.

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

07:05:33

Comments

Swordfish tank? JAVH? The acronyms are beyond me.... It's not an indictment of all women, just the three who are making my life miserable right now with their me-first ways....

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

09:31:31

Comments

A swordfish tank is where all the fish in the sea have swords, so to speak, and it's what will happen to the DOTWC if all the fish without swords read those rants.

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

12:51:17

Comments

I guess you have a point...if any of them knew how to read!!!!!! BONG!!!!!!!!! Just kidding. Maybe I'll tell you guys the whole story behind the rants one day. It's a sordid state of affairs....

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

12:56:23

Comments

Fair enough. We don't want a swordfish party. I would be more worried, though, if they knew how to read... BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding. All jokes aside, girls are usually all right. Someday I'll tell you guys why I am so damn misogynistic this week.....

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

14:43:00

Comments

Whats that i smell?????????oh thats the sweet smell of 17 year old girls. soon soon sooon

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

15:44:46

Comments

TATU (or is it T.A.T.U.) = Russian seventeen year old girls who have a video where they are dressed like private school girls, trapped in a prison, in the pouring rain...making out the entire time. Those commies are light years beyond us in some ways. Expect to see them accepting between 6 to 9 grammies next year. The whole album is about young lesbian love, and it's so....REAL!

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

17:16:30

Comments

First I register for school and it says I only have 3 courses. Those three courses all of a sudden turn into 7 when I go on the first day, but oh no, then they tell me that starting November I will have 8 because they are adding a new one. OK, I figured I could handle school 5 times a week from 8:30 am till 6:00 pm. Oh but no that was not enough!!!!! I find out today that starting November, I have school on SATURDAY!!!!! Yes SATURDAY!!! From 9 am till 5 pm!!! Just fucking kill me!!! Oh and what does our teachers say!!!!??? Well atleast you got to choose either saturday or sunday!! It's only untill February!!!! I need BEER NOW!!!!!

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

17:19:52

Comments

Any beer donations for Tara this weekend would be appreciated, I got a month left and then I live at school! Fuck me!

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

19:31:55

Comments

I have monday and friday off. school till one tuesday wednesday. and thursday i have a class where i get drunk. i like university. whos with me.....besides tara. BONG

Date:

19 Sep 2002

Time:

19:57:32

Comments

Bring the wandering caribou to Western. It'll be just like home

Date:

20 Sep 2002

Time:

09:50:11

Comments

It would be just like home except for that fact we wouldn't fit in. An elipsoid just stands out in a crowd of squares. Although if you want to promote the holiday in squareville i'm all for that, but the real party will be in the WIBI. And Tara, O.T. stands for over time, what the hell did you think you were getting yourself into. Jay you talk of this drinking you've been doing but i haven't seen you out in a while, mind you i haven't been out much i guess...nevermind. Anyways i'm not feeling so good today. oh well, it was a good night of shot drinking...we miss you Bubba

Date:

20 Sep 2002

Time:

09:50:48

Comments

It would be just like home except for that fact we wouldn't fit in. An elipsoid just stands out in a crowd of squares. Although if you want to promote the holiday in squareville i'm all for that, but the real party will be in the WIBI. And Tara, O.T. stands for over time, what the hell did you think you were getting yourself into. Jay you talk of this drinking you've been doing but i haven't seen you out in a while, mind you i haven't been out much i guess...nevermind. Anyways i'm not feeling so good today. oh well, it was a good night of shot drinking...we miss you Bubba

Date:

20 Sep 2002

Time:

13:22:04

Comments

beers are good yesterday and maybe today, but sleep is needed and big day tomorow. 3pm big final for u18 girls and dorval community centre. lets go pointe claire. kick Dollard' s ass. let m e, know whats going on, ill see ya'll lates, srout

Date:

20 Sep 2002

Time:

17:24:52

Comments

All those shots and drinks last night were for you, Bubba, and for the rest of the Bauer family. And so was my glass of Port at dinner, and so will be my beers to-night, and so will whatever the hell I drink to-morrow night. Life is precious so pack in all the fiesta-ing you can, while you still can.

Date:

21 Sep 2002

Time:

12:16:48

Comments

Words to live by! STRAIGT UP!

Date:

22 Sep 2002

Time:

12:02:36

Comments

aserej� ja de je de jebe tu deje bedeseri iowa a mavy an de bugui an de g�idibidi --- get ready, Las Ketchup are coming...

Date:

22 Sep 2002

Time:

18:46:27

Comments

PACKERS CHUG MUCH ASSCOCK

Date:

22 Sep 2002

Time:

19:51:50

Comments

Edit?

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

15:07:02

Comments

first of all the packers D suck much ass cock, and yes they will make the playoffs. congrats to my girls for winning on sat, 2 in a row, big party soon... cheers for beers tonight i ducked out last night. but i had long day and early day today good reasons. lates

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

16:27:58

Comments

you cant win without defence anymore. its a fact, no chance packers make playoffs unless they make some sort of move.

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

17:36:46

Comments

We're halfway between Day's of the Wandering Caribou, only six months left!!!

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

17:37:54

Comments

And it being the fall equinox and it being a full moon two days ago means we missed the harvest moon, DAMMIT!!!

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

18:32:14

Comments

ooooooo what song is number one on the WORLD airplay chart??? yeah you guessed it, to to mention argentina, gernany, greece, austria, france, italy, portugal, spain, netherlands, norway, sweden, swizerland, belgium, finland, and chile... Canada will soon be infected with aserej�, and you heard about it here first.

Date:

23 Sep 2002

Time:

23:07:58

Comments

Damn that girl is a camel. Yeah I'd ride her all through the desert! YALA!

Date:

24 Sep 2002

Time:

11:08:37

Comments

YALLA YALLA YALLA YALLA!!!!

Date:

25 Sep 2002

Time:

11:10:13

Comments

Those is the best cartoons ever...We're gonna be rich, so rich. And just cause you're all gonna featured in the cartoon doesn't mean you get royalties. and don't even try to sue us for defamation of character. cause that's what we're gonna do, defamate all characters. Later

Date:

25 Sep 2002

Time:

14:58:35

Comments

little hockey update, the concordia intermural team the wandering caribous, have change their name to keep up with the times, so look out for the DOTWC on concordia ice near you. and Big Time: you need to pay your fees from last year or else greg has to pay and thats just not cool dude. time to drink, drink drink. lates srout

Date:

25 Sep 2002

Time:

16:21:14

Comments

It's just an all round good news day! Hockey is a go, I have a new cell (928-3441), and we're all drinking tonight. See you at Cheers downtown! >>> BOB

Date:

25 Sep 2002

Time:

22:38:32

Comments

Damn do you smell that? Yeah that's right that's the smell of stupid ass pigs in the morning! I'll be frying some bacon tomorrow! >> BOBBY

Date:

26 Sep 2002

Time:

04:49:30

Comments

Lalonde ya cheap bastard payup...Annies is a go tonight party starts at 9:30. 17 year olds COMMON!!

Date:

26 Sep 2002

Time:

09:37:55

Comments

MOTHER FUCK THE PO-LICE!

Date:

26 Sep 2002

Time:

12:58:58

Comments

Dude, you are so right. Lalonde

Date:

26 Sep 2002

Time:

15:05:52

Comments

i think it'll be a double header tonight annies jay and i are there at 930, and even the faous adam may make an appeareance. you heard it here, Penny is the ultimate survivor. after annies ill be headin for cheers for beers only work at 11 tomotorws. I do have a backammon table at my appartment now, good ol thuumpa! and big time: before you move when ever it is, (when are you moving?) I got your movies at my moms for you. peace all see yall at the bars srout

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

13:03:10

Comments

Perhaps I will have to join the wandering caribou next year! Sonya

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

13:04:05

Comments

Perhaps I will have to join the wandering caribou next year! Sonya

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

13:08:41

Comments

I have no idea who Sonya is but she sounds all right. I'll see you there!

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

13:34:02

Comments

Sounds like a Lady!!!

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

18:09:19

Comments

Yes that's right!!! That's my new friend Sonya that I met at McGill!!! I told yah she's cool!!! You can all meet her too, friday October 4 at Guerts for our PT and OT party. There's like 30 girls to every guy in both programs come on, hot, french chics.... TS

Date:

27 Sep 2002

Time:

22:14:29

Comments

Will you be drinking? Party Hard...

Date:

28 Sep 2002

Time:

07:49:14

Comments

Bob has lost all drinking privelages. "Drinking responsibly", and "moderation" are just not in his vocabulary. Therefore all drinking privelages have been revoked. I was an hour and a half late for work, I am still drunk, Lynn's house will never be the same, and Lynn's mother officially saw me in my underwear! God I love drinking! Where's my wineskin? >> BOBBY

Date:

28 Sep 2002

Time:

09:04:48

Comments

Almost Sober!

Date:

28 Sep 2002

Time:

16:29:36

Comments

What does a girl gotta do around here to find someone to get drunk and go dancing with her!!???

Date:

28 Sep 2002

Time:

18:41:53

Comments

ooooooo iss a lady! I'll get drunk and go dancing...well, I may not go dancing, but I sure as hell will get drunk. Bob next time you order the fourth liter and I tell you not to, take my advice, but enough with this no drinking shit, because going from too much drama to no drama at all may be less embarassing, but it would be a hell of a lot more boring.

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

09:09:50

Comments

I don't think I have ever been so drunk and sick as I was last night! I wanna die, when I stand up I either fall over or throw up. I'm soo hungry but can't eat and psycho Stalin ate my big mac. Sean I wanna kill you for making me take that sambuca shot

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

09:10:07

Comments

I don't think I have ever been so drunk and sick as I was last night! I wanna die, when I stand up I either fall over or throw up. I'm soo hungry but can't eat and psycho Stalin ate my big mac. Sean I wanna kill you for making me take that sambuca shot

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

10:41:05

Comments

wah wah wah, what a tissue???

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

11:37:18

Comments

Want a tissue?

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

12:51:15

Comments

I just fed-exed some tissue!

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

13:29:19

Comments

Jay you're evil

Date:

29 Sep 2002

Time:

14:11:23

Comments

MY DING-A-LING MY DING-A-LING, I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING!!!! BAH SOUNDS LIKE THE GOPHER I CAUGHT IN ME LAWN MOWER

Date:

01 Oct 2002

Time:

17:00:52

Comments

http://www.geocities.com/bobsbooks_2000/momtruth.html Hey G czeck this out! It's money

Date:

01 Oct 2002

Time:

18:13:42

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Hemingway once said that heaven to him would be a big bullring with him holding two ringside seats opposite a trout stream he alone was allowed to fish near two lovely townhouses, one for his wife and children and one with nine lovely mistresses, one on each floor.... Bob once you arrive in Europe next June, we're going trout fishing on the Irati river, and then we're going to the damned fine fiesta in Pamplona.

Date:

02 Oct 2002

Time:

17:52:42

Comments

Shakira here November 27th. i know its no Las Ketchup but still, its shakira.

Date:

03 Oct 2002

Time:

11:21:47

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im down for a shakira party! booty booty booty and more booty!! lovin the new car the Red Rouge, is sweet and it makes me poor but who gives a damn when you can drink at pizza hut and set dumpters on fire fire fire fire fire fire! thursday day off equals= sweet night tonight and only work late tomoerows! ttomorows apparently the party is at gerts, somethin like 3 bucks a t the door and lots of french chicks. 7 year anniverseriairiesies! peace out lates rout

Date:

03 Oct 2002

Time:

11:25:22

Comments

for the DOTWC fans, the team won their inagural game with a sweet come from behind victory. the DOTWC was trailing 5-2 late in the second period and storm through with 4 unanswered goals, and with the score tied 6-6, with less than a minute the DOTWC penalty killers come through with a three on Zero to win the game!! too bad it wont count in the standings divisionII yeah go DOTWC!!!!!

Date:

04 Oct 2002

Time:

08:42:57

Comments

pretty-assed clothes, pretty-assed toes, oh how I love them pretty-assed hoes...

Date:

04 Oct 2002

Time:

15:08:10

Comments

gerts tonight 9-930ish----french drunk chicks...

Date:

04 Oct 2002

Time:

15:57:09

Comments

You know that feeling you get, when you can just smell lifeguard, even though there arnt any lifeguards around??? I hate that feeling.

Date:

04 Oct 2002

Time:

17:11:27

Comments

Well, well, well, guess who has the number one in the WORLD? You're right, it's Las Ketchup. But don't believe me, check for yourself: http://top40-charts.com/chart.php?cid=36

Date:

05 Oct 2002

Time:

05:06:43

Comments

How is it that a girl got uglier as i got drunker. that shouldnt happen. And for the record, lifeguards are allllllllllllllllllright.......for me to.....nevermind.

Date:

05 Oct 2002

Time:

15:59:37

Comments

haggard, old, french elvis at my house? what the fuck? nightmares. that's all i'm saying. anywho, i'm (shawny) playing a show this thursday, october 10th, at barly (4072A St-Laurent). The band is called Fistful of Nature Death. 4 members. None of us have been in the same room yet. Improvisational disaster!? It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be noisy, and hell yeah, it's gonna be so unpretentious. basically a glorified jam session where anyone in the audience can be a part of the band. like i said, it's gonna be awful and weird, but fun. oh yeah, brand spankin' new web page: www.wibirecords.cjb.net. check it. laterz. shawny

Date:

05 Oct 2002

Time:

16:00:55

Comments

make that 4062-A, St-Laurent.

Date:

06 Oct 2002

Time:

12:21:04

Comments

nothing like lalonde using one of his wrestling speeches on a piece of shit like gordo, way to go marcks. and fuck da police!

Date:

07 Oct 2002

Time:

11:44:40

Comments

the dotwc season has started with an ass whooping against some blue team, nothing like watching the alsop brothers make goalies lose their minds.. packers/bears cheers 930

Date:

08 Oct 2002

Time:

12:25:39

Comments

itchy, itchy, itchy!!!!!

Date:

08 Oct 2002

Time:

12:58:11

Comments

I think sean should wash better

Date:

08 Oct 2002

Time:

16:33:59

Comments

hospitals till 4am suck ass! man am i tired tonight, but it saved me some bucks none the less busier nights though, junior BB time

Date:

09 Oct 2002

Time:

14:37:59

Comments

where the beers at?

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

10:09:41

Comments

Cheers tonight - well cheers tonight hopefully. Damn I hate my red eye.

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

12:22:36

Comments

Damn, I hate it too. Sean definitely needs to learn how to clean himself. Damn damn damn.

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

15:07:38

Comments

Lord how can one person be surrounded by so much drama? It just isn't possible. I guess I really am "The Drama Queen"! Time for some liquor and sorority girls! Don't forget to support your undeafeted caribou hockey team this Sunday!

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

16:38:33

Comments

beers beers beers. time to drink at cheers cheers cheers no car all glory

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

20:48:47

Comments

Anyone notice a post missing two days ago? i'm prety sure it was someone's b-day.

Date:

10 Oct 2002

Time:

20:49:56

Comments

uh i mean yesterday??

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

10:05:58

Comments

Where to begin... It was a solid Thursday evening, that's for sure. Started with drinks at Cheers and that's all right. Next stop was "Chateau Royale". Cab ride to St-Laurent and then it got a little bright out...that's right we saw a "shining star" and her friend. Sorority party blew, too many swordfish in the water if you know what I mean. Back to Cafeteria to see the light and drink, free shots always rock! Oh yeah you can take the girl out of houde but you can't take the houde out of the girl. BONG! Anyway it was an all right night!

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

10:27:44

Comments

I think its time to tell Campbell that his cat is gay

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

14:57:54

Comments

Campbell...Your cat is gay.

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

16:53:22

Comments

That Cat Chugs Much Ass Cock. AND ASS DOES NOT MEAN DONKEY. it means other cat poles.

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

18:22:21

Comments

the spanish version of aserej� is a billion times better than the english version, so call your radio and video stations and let them know your weapons are not on safety.

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

18:31:22

Comments

Just like to note that last nights show courtesy of wibi's favorite band...Fistful of Nature Death was just too good for words. If anyone deserves my I AM GOD keychain, its Shanwy Petsche. Shawny and Danko almost back to back night. WOW what a time to be alive. Campbell your cat really seems to be attracted to sid, you do the math.

Date:

11 Oct 2002

Time:

18:48:34

Comments

awww shucks, jay. thanks! it was a blast. i'm glad some other people had as much fun as i did! - shawny

Date:

12 Oct 2002

Time:

16:40:50

Comments

Sophie and Tara are going downtown tonight but don't know where to go. Where is it fun but not too expensive??? G, anyone????

Date:

12 Oct 2002

Time:

22:07:39

Comments

Shawny,Andrew and Danko. Great Two days of laughs and kickass music, to any fools who missed them, JEERS. GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

00:21:34

Comments

Agnus and Inga were crazy at the loft. Free drinks and cigarettes (for Sophie) and no dancing in that cage was needed. Bald guys, yellow shirts and dirty dark bathrooms oh and we can't forget the B.J. girl from the parking lot. Off to cheers tomorrow, it's sophie's last night here....come on J! Hopefully we won't get any flashing whores tomorrow night.....

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

01:27:03

Comments

The loft?! The LOFT???!!! That mothafucking place sucks ass, full of hippies and motherfucking skateboarders, Take your mother fucking busstation skanks, I don't want to see that shit, and oh yeah, to that brown eyes curly hair bitch at jet, you meants to bumbs up into my ass, cause I'm mothafucking money, that's why they call me g money, and bob better have a lot of money, cause that mothafucka is paying for breakfast to-morrow, and I'm gonna eat a lot, and that gonna cost a whole lot of mothafucking money, and I'm going trout fishing this summer, on the irati river, and shit, my time in barcelona better go bomp di bomp bomp, and it motherfucking will, because all them barcelona hoes reogonize that gMo the mothafuckin man, ain't that the truph.... I gotta get my ass to bed, but that waitress to morrow better not bring any of those motherfucking patatoes...... Later hoes

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

01:32:24

Comments

god damn I write some good shit when I'm tight.

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

08:14:32

Comments

you wrtie annoying shit - all the time. And TS maybe you should stop randomly insulting people on this website. maybe you should just stop talking the loft sucks and youve got nothing better to do then write mean things about people you dont even know. grow up

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

08:22:45

Comments

Looks like someone's panties are way too tight today.

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

08:29:58

Comments

First of all......it's called inside jokes with me and sophie, nothing to do with anyone in particular, just jokes so maybe you should grow up! I wasn't insulting anyone, it all had to do with a song...and why the fuck do you come to this site anyways? No one fucking likes you, they all think your a fucking nasty slut! I have more right to come here than you do, just beacause you are obsessed and can't get over a certain guy...shall I name him...no that would be mean. Leave me the fuck alone, mind your own fucking buisness, I wasn't writting shit about you but for now on I fucking will...go back to the trailor park where you came from!!!!

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

08:30:14

Comments

First of all......it's called inside jokes with me and sophie, nothing to do with anyone in particular, just jokes so maybe you should grow up! I wasn't insulting anyone, it all had to do with a song...and why the fuck do you come to this site anyways? No one fucking likes you, they all think your a fucking nasty slut! I have more right to come here than you do, just beacause you are obsessed and can't get over a certain guy...shall I name him...no that would be mean. Leave me the fuck alone, mind your own fucking buisness, I wasn't writting shit about you but for now on I fucking will...go back to the trailor park where you came from!!!!

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

08:45:12

Comments

Fuck you! Don't talk shit about TS, she can come here whenerve the hell she wants! She ain't dirty like someone I know

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

10:20:26

Comments

If the ever make a movie version of the ebible it will be a drama, but to me it will be a comedy.

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

10:38:50

Comments

fucking losers

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

10:43:45

Comments

I second that. and seans cat is gay.

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

10:52:46

Comments

Thank god! For once I am not surrounded by the drama! All of this could have been solved by going to Jet last night! Let that be a leason to you all. Just kidding I love the drama! Keep fighting and then make out later! Don't forget to come cheer on the wandering caribou hockey team DOTWC tonight at 9:00!

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

11:19:00

Comments

My but Bob uses a lot of exclamation points.

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

11:45:54

Comments

you guys can think that my cat is gay all you want. but lettme tell you ever since ive been letting him outside. Ive been seeing baby stalins all over the place. he may be a communist but he aint gay. and the attraction is sid to my cat not the other way round. props to foufs and popeye. danko and dollar beers and 50cent beer too. boo on burgerking cold walks in the rain. man i could have used a bed last night... peace out srout

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

12:22:06

Comments

www.gourmetfly.com/Spana.htm

Date:

13 Oct 2002

Time:

20:32:38

Comments

Tara who are you having these arguments with? Or other person, sign your entries! I love the drama! And damn bob does use a lot of exclamation points! Later!!!

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

00:05:04

Comments

OK, now here is the deal.... singed post her Mich�le!!! I mever have a problem with Tara.... I wrote one post about amohnth ago... about no making out because of the insulting she did about me.... I still don't have a problem with her.... i do wish she would get over her 12 year old insecurities because then maybe she would be happy instead of taking her anger out on me, when we know it's not me she wants to take it out on....no offence ot my friend.... love you!!!! I know I have made some bad choices in my life, but not getting over a certain person tara!!! give me a break.... come up with somthign real.... I was told about your post.... then i read it..... cheeze.... Now please if you wan to say somethign about me.... say it to me, my email is jigly@hotmail.com... alright

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

07:56:30

Comments

TO ALL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now first thing first, the e-bible is about loving and not hating. anyone can write anything they want at anytime. That is the beauty of www.wanderingcaribou.com especially when under the influence. BUT here's the catch>> no one at anytime has the right to get offended by anything written on this website. because we're all about having a good time. and if one or two people are going to use the ebible to express thier views of each other sobeit. But no one should go huff and puff and cry about it. So as everybody knows we love drama in the e-bible, why don't we just keep it here in the ebible. it pisses certain people off to see stupidities for no reason at all. so here's something for everyone to think about.... fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I'm cool, and fuck you! and thats the last you will here from me

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

09:07:01

Comments

and ya don't stop..... You tell 'em, whoever you are. Free speech rules. Lalonde

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

10:15:07

Comments

yes lets just keep calling seans cat gay. cuz dam thats one gay cat.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

10:23:56

Comments

One time I saw these two dudes making out in the park, and I thought that would be the gayest thing i would ever see...Until I saw Sean's cat....

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

12:05:49

Comments

hey, marc lalonde. remember how you used to spell everything wrong, and got really upset when we constantly told you that you needed a typing rod? well guess what...i was the moderator of the wibi guestbook, and edited all of your messages to include spelling mistakes. the funny thing is that at one point, you said one was on purpose, that you put it there to see if i'd catch it. well you lied. i put it there. bye. shawny.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

12:13:01

Comments

shit lalonde you got played yo. much like seans cat plays with other cats dicks.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

13:47:20

Comments

LAS KETCHUP on caroline rhea today, guess you ve made it when you are on caroline. quite the danse though, and those chicks aint BC thats for sure

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

13:49:37

Comments

i speel good.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

14:27:49

Comments

I'm starting to think someone has an obsession with my cat. or their just jealous that stalin's dick is bigger than his.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

14:33:27

Comments

damn i m soooooo into some drinks tonight.... -'Hey what do you do around here?" -"SWIM" -"What else do you like to do?" - "What else is there?" -"Well what do you like to eat?" -"PLancton" -"Alright what do you like to drink?" -"BBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!"

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

14:35:29

Comments

I asked Sean's cat this morning if he ever saw the movie "Gay Cats say Meow" and well, I don't think I have to tell you his reply...

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

14:39:33

Comments

singed post her Mich�le!!! - What does that mean? Does anyone here speak that language???

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

14:56:21

Comments

yes its dick is bigger. BON...no thats just retarded.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

16:56:16

Comments

You just knew it was only a matter of time before you'd hear playing on the home page, and well, it was supposed to play while you browse through the ebible, too, but what can you do. Only 160 days left until the DOTWC and the first day of spring. I'm gonna put up a video link too I think. Maybe no cheers tonight, time to be invested with the hopes of a big cash return, but for Christ's sake, someone call me if there's a fire alarm or something along those lines.

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

19:17:29

Comments

Who knew a pussy could be so gay

Date:

14 Oct 2002

Time:

19:25:10

Comments

this website seems to be missing something....hmmmm...ah yes, perhaps some drinking games while you scroll down the fulking list of messages! hey! I havent been here in a while, but it seems like the same good drunk times and gay bashing as when I left. Keep up the good work!

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

05:32:08

Comments

Pussy being gay. genius. honestly. well done.

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

12:25:10

Comments

what do you do when your dishwasher stops working....slap her and tell to get back to work.

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

14:28:01

Comments

That's OK, Shawny. Not even your poison rhetoric can bother me today.... Did I mention how much I appreciate women? Well, if I didn't, I really appreciate women and all the wonderful things you do for men. Like fellatio. See? That's a pretty good thing.Oh, and you guys should just leave Sean's cat alone and let him rub up on Sid if he wants. Sid would probably enjoy it, I think. Lalonde

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

15:02:35

Comments

I'm still iffy about someone who knows about gay cat porn. It must be someone with some sort of beastiality fetish. i know we love caribous here but we like to stay away the homobeast thoughts. but if their on your mind there's nothing i can do but read about your fantasy with my cat...

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

15:16:54

Comments

I dont see the porn??? am i blind or something

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

17:22:04

Comments

http://www.outproud.org/brochure_for_parents.html Just thought it might help Campbell...

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

19:38:35

Comments

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

19:39:55

Comments

did your mom give you that website or what!!

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

19:43:45

Comments

...at least I got a free t-shirt...

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

19:44:52

Comments

Hockey game was a bust, but at least G$ picked up. I think he is going to start a dog pound. Cotonnelle kicks ass!

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

19:52:29

Comments

sparkle sparkle...stalins motto

Date:

15 Oct 2002

Time:

22:56:13

Comments

Holyshit...I just saw Campbell's cat sucking another cats balls...and when he was done he said what a lovely tea party we are having and went on to suck another cats balls. Thats what happens when you talk to your cat in a gay girlfriend voice.....Bong.....

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

05:14:57

Comments

I keep thinking posts cant top others about the gay cat...but the gay child website and what a lovely tea party, pussy being gay. This aint getting old soon. And i said before Theodore and contract = bad bad news. How do you spell hackett?????? and to all those at cheers to who i said i won 500. i was a little mistaken, piss.

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

14:25:05

Comments

i still say hacket 6 wins max, either trade or season.

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

15:44:39

Comments

gay girlfriend voice = GOLD

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

16:22:05

Comments

nothing like watching mario at work... Las ketchup is money, but not as money as the dance...8 mile on november 8... I am batman...how old are the olsen twins again...don't you hate bills... I could really use a 3-hole punch right now...

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

22:25:48

Comments

Luc�a, Lola and P�lar... God damned right Las Ketchup is money, last night when the song started to play at Moes, I said if it's the Spanish version we ain't leaving, and mothafucking right, those spanish chicks looking tight, we didn't leave right away. Luc�a is I think the hot one with the piercing below her mouth, and I think Pilar is the one who looks like Jenifer Aniston, god damn it took me A while to find the j, and the other one, well I'd do her too, and that dance, I knew that dance back in July, back when no one wanted to listen to me about it, well apparently Lola says some pretty crazy shit, and so do her sisters, so when they come here for their concert on their inaugural north american tour, they better recognize that one website supported them from before their beginning here, and that one comment inserter on that website will be in spain next year, and would be now if he could only get a hold of the language and a job at Seat, and that all these mothafuckas in Montreal hold a special place in their beds for them, and I forget where I ways going, but that new video is money, and the spanish version is way better, and that time in barcelona where the girl went from her scooter the topless beach was money, and I know las ketchup is from cordoba but still that time in barcelona brings back found memories, and las ketchup reminds me of those found memories, so that's part of the reason I think that song is so money, fuck why do I have to work tomorrow, Lucia make some good money and let my quit my jobs, come to cheers to-morrow to tell me I can, I gotta jet now, oh and jet this weekend will be money, later hoes...

Date:

16 Oct 2002

Time:

22:34:04

Comments

aserej� ja de je de jebe tu deje bedeseri iowa a mavy an de bugui an de g�idibidi

Date:

17 Oct 2002

Time:

16:29:19

Comments

its been a long time coming for the drinkfest that will occur tonight...

Date:

17 Oct 2002

Time:

23:04:16

Comments

BAH BAH BAH......gay cat chug much asscock. THIS I NOW KNOW.

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

08:31:08

Comments

I think i saw campbells cat licking his balls all throught that "MALE" the view show.

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

11:15:07

Comments

throught???? Lalonde back on this site???

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

13:36:32

Comments

one thing i hate about mornings is getting your car at the bar...

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

15:36:26

Comments

One thing I hate about mornings is waking up to find stalin humping sean's head and marking his territory....was that really a dream?

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

15:55:08

Comments

Now that sounds like cat porn.

Date:

18 Oct 2002

Time:

22:25:06

Comments

Date:

19 Oct 2002

Time:

12:21:50

Comments

Cat porn indeed!

Date:

19 Oct 2002

Time:

14:26:56

Comments

Stop talking about gay cat porn, it's just creepy!

Date:

19 Oct 2002

Time:

15:16:10

Comments

what about eye socket porn?? hows that??? that wet your whistle???

Date:

19 Oct 2002

Time:

16:08:25

Comments

Stop talking about gay cat porn, it's just creepy!

Date:

19 Oct 2002

Time:

21:41:15

Comments

every read that book naked lunch???

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

09:04:02

Comments

man jim mcmahon must be the stupidest person on this planet. i could use that bagel right now

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

11:56:45

Comments

Hey Bob why is your cell shinning? Oh that's cuz I gots the shinning star's phone number! BONG she'll be a good one!

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

12:40:54

Comments

I'm gonna stick it nasty-styles to that shining star chick. Sorry Bob.

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

12:55:49

Comments

8 exams and 7 to go.......

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

15:13:21

Comments

man did green bay just clinch their division?

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

16:11:34

Comments

Man does seans cat have a string of pearls up his ass???

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

17:35:12

Comments

Jay is really hot....I don't think he is told often enough

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

17:37:00

Comments

I swear to god i didnt write that. STRING OF PEARLS STRING OF PEARLS, THAT WAS ME.

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

18:00:48

Comments

although i did write the pearls bit, the last two aint me.

Date:

20 Oct 2002

Time:

19:26:04

Comments

Damn I just can't watch that new Christina Aguilara video without getting hard. Funny I heard it doesn't do anything for Cambell's cat!

Date:

21 Oct 2002

Time:

06:09:33

Comments

Using the ebible as a confidence booster, Jay? Sounds like something Sean's cat would do, if he could type.

Date:

21 Oct 2002

Time:

06:48:29

Comments

I think i say seans cat on OZ last week.

Date:

21 Oct 2002

Time:

11:44:56

Comments

last week with the high school girls...it can only go downhill from here...maybe they'll drain my batterie and all will be right in the world...once again... beers tonight?...keep me informed...

Date:

21 Oct 2002

Time:

22:01:37

Comments

God times good times. Cheers was all right. First of all let me go on record as saying there were absolutely no rumors going on at Cheers. Secondly let me say "Ooh Tim that's gross!". Looks like Nova Scotia is a go, look out Spacey Stacey here comes Bob Fats Harmoney. What about that love seat? Yeah I'd love that seat too! And G if you touch my shineing star your liable to get burned. That's your first and only warning. Find your own hot jewish girl!

Date:

22 Oct 2002

Time:

10:29:12

Comments

http://www.gay.ch/music/lasketchup.html Hey look, someone else like this. Oh...now I see...

Date:

22 Oct 2002

Time:

15:57:19

Comments

Get this German crap out of here!!

Date:

22 Oct 2002

Time:

17:31:58

Comments

someones obsessed, i wonder how they know about it...

Date:

22 Oct 2002

Time:

21:07:22

Comments

Whoever tained the reputation of my ketchup chicas should be drug out into the street and shot. Very soon a new page will be started in the ebible, and I rarely edit posts, but you can be damned sure that post is history. Anyone surfing sites like gay.ch is not welcome on this site, but if you don't mind eating cat food Campbell may adopt you, and you and his cat can create your own site with your own guestbook. And Bob, you spell shining differently everytime, and never the correct way, and that doesn't bother me, but I heard it really bothers the shining star, and that's why I'm sticking it to her this weekend or soon thereafter. And I've booked my thursday for Tanya with the glasses from your other class, and her friends too. Sorry Bob.

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

08:21:13

Comments

Hey G, when the fuck did you become casanova.

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

10:22:58

Comments

I ain't no casanova, I'm just a dick who's gonna cash in on bob's exploits.

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

11:06:40

Comments

the las ketchup thing...isnt it a good thing if they are gay??? cuz you know none of you have a shot, so being called rugmunchers aint such a bad thing.

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

12:10:07

Comments

I just take it as an opportunity for a foursome...

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

13:14:28

Comments

Made quite the scene in the train today....my soft drink bottle exploded and not only soaked me but got the man sitting beside me and his computer and wet the woman's hair infront of me. They were not pleased especially when I couldn't stop laughing.... well friday at 12:30 I will be finished my 7th exam, one to go and will be starting my weekend of drinking at Peel pub if anyone would like to join me. Got a class at 3:30 though so won't be there all afternoon. TS

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

13:17:28

Comments

Made quite the scene in the train today....my soft drink bottle exploded and not only soaked me but got the man sitting beside me and his computer and wet the woman's hair infront of me. They were not pleased especially when I couldn't stop laughing.... well friday at 12:30 I will be finished my 7th exam, one to go and will be starting my weekend of drinking at Peel pub if anyone would like to join me. Got a class at 3:30 though so won't be there all afternoon. TS

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

14:56:48

Comments

patience people. NO MORE DOUBLE CLICKING!!!!...

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

16:02:52

Comments

SSSSSSOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

19:00:32

Comments

TS you gotta relax with double posts. every time you post its a double, now doubles are good if you are a drinkin...

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

20:57:11

Comments

Doubles are also good in bra size!

Date:

23 Oct 2002

Time:

21:39:56

Comments

A ketchup foursome, now that is NOT A BAD IDEA!!!

Date:

24 Oct 2002

Time:

10:33:21

Comments

They aren't gay. They're gay icons!

Date:

24 Oct 2002

Time:

16:41:05

Comments

drink drink drink drink i love pay day. and man pumkinpalooza is coming so beware. of the carven pumkin....

Date:

25 Oct 2002

Time:

08:53:57

Comments

This is for that strange Mr. Johnson who keeps leaving messages on my answering machine. There are no gorillas escaped from the zoo and residing at my house. I repeat. THERE ARE NO GORILLAS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND RESIDING AT MY DOMICILE. There's no reason to be like that. Lalonde

Date:

25 Oct 2002

Time:

16:06:04

Comments

that website didn't say that las ketchup were gay. it said that gay people listen to them.

Date:

25 Oct 2002

Time:

19:54:16

Comments

I seem to have missed Tanya with the glasses from Bob's class last night, so bob you best bring her and her two friends to cheers another time. Or Karinas?

Date:

25 Oct 2002

Time:

21:06:09

Comments

I ll never eat a snow cone ever ever again

Date:

26 Oct 2002

Time:

14:10:35

Comments

i want to be a panda bear for halloween...

Date:

26 Oct 2002

Time:

18:00:56

Comments

I'm not eating an ice cream cone ever again either :P Nickokapo was here!!!!! teeehee this site rocks. see ya

Date:

26 Oct 2002

Time:

18:38:27

Comments

The habs are back and Theodore is the next Jim Carrey. Let's go Hacket I can smell the cup!

Date:

26 Oct 2002

Time:

23:48:19

Comments

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon...

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

13:46:54

Comments

faux faux did a faux ring yesterday.

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

14:01:06

Comments

here's to: Klu Klux Klumpkin and geoff, elephant balls and the man from OZ, man voice, suck 4 a buck, ass blaster returns... the favor, Bob's date rape, ass cock chugger or syphalyss and last but not least Rhyno! man how many days left until Pumpkinpalooza strikes again?

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

14:10:20

Comments

What's a Pumpkinpalooza? I think pumpkins are gay. In fact, there should be a group called Las Pumpkin to show how gay pumpkins are.

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

14:40:20

Comments

Alright that looks like something i would have written. but jack-o-lanterns are fucking amazing. sounds like you got stung by a pumkin. CHEERS TO ALL LAST NIGHT. i guess faux ringer too. that shit wont be tolerated next year though. BONG

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

16:08:37

Comments

Forgot to cheer the receivers of pumpkins. they too deserve to be named... So Cheers to Lalone, Janis, Maria, Greg, BOB, Chris, michele sort of, Man Voice. i Think that is it. to all those named, see you all next year as you pumkin someone, except MV. outbreak and whatnot you understand. BONG

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

16:24:31

Comments

I'm just chillin' here in the T-dot and what do I learn. I can see Nelly Furtado's appartment from Gill's room at Ryerson Rez. Oh I think she changing right now!! Good Luck to the DOTWC hockey team tonight>Later

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

17:31:53

Comments

that font is blinding

Date:

27 Oct 2002

Time:

21:44:08

Comments

Good times at Cheers as always. Hopefully Cambell's injuries will heal. Oh yeah and the new politically correct way of saying someone, for example Sean's cat, is gay is to say that they "enjoy the ozfest". Just ask G.

Date:

28 Oct 2002

Time:

07:17:31

Comments

As long as it isnt confused with OZZFEST which is cool.

Date:

28 Oct 2002

Time:

15:07:10

Comments

YO! G! You said you were gonna leave me a message! The thing you said to Campbell on Thursday at Cheers! *sniff* I guess you just forgot or something *sniff* That's ok! Well, great website guys! But you already know that since this is the only website for the Wondering Caribou! Lalalalalalalalala! That should be your Wondering Caribou soundtrack! Rainey D

Date:

28 Oct 2002

Time:

16:44:36

Comments

To Rainey D: How did you find this website while searching for the "wondering caribou" website? Just curious. Well I was a little tight on thursday, and while I do remember that there was something to post, I can't remember what it was. I'll post it when it comes back to me. gMo

Date:

28 Oct 2002

Time:

19:45:13

Comments

lay off the spelling...shes a teacher, they cant spell, them and law students. RHYNO/

Date:

29 Oct 2002

Time:

09:35:04

Comments

RHYNO: small, flaking, kosher moroccan ape who can't spell. sorry it was too temping.

Date:

29 Oct 2002

Time:

18:46:17

Comments

It's no longer Bob, it's BOZ!

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

15:07:27

Comments

Listen guys...law students and teachers (well...at least me) should NEVER be compared UNLESS it's to say how better WE are (we as in teachers...or at least me) then them (them as in law students)...I know that when a clue reads "walk to blah blah blah" that I'm supposed to WALK there and not take a cab and think that it means we can't run into it!!! That will make sense to the drunken people who saw Amazing Race last week...to the rest of you - watch Amazing Race's last weeks show and then drink...it will ALL clear up then : P RaineyD.

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

15:53:41

Comments

drinkinjg is cool, and plus im looking for a party tomorw at cheers for beers cause ill be not taking no medication for pain and inflammation therefor ei will be in fine form and trying to win 300 bar tab thats right 150 tab 150 cash. 150 bar tab whoo hoo plus typing with one habd sucks ass and is also sucks when you r top player goes down booooooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooooooo get stronger knees you hobo lates

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

16:36:54

Comments

Exams are finally done and the drinking begins!!! All I need now is a costume and a way to get out of having to go to school all day saturday...hhhhhmmmm...hang over???

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

17:09:55

Comments

this cat is making it too easy... i saw stalin today buying a fairy costume for halloween.

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

18:14:50

Comments

Fuck that you cock loving Gay Cat owning mother fucking Fagots. I spell the fuck out of your asses. Who do you spell Gay ........S-t-a-l-i-n. Lates Ps Campbell's cat was just on springer telling his mom that he's gay.

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

18:20:34

Comments

IM soory about the last message. I dodn`t mean to lash out at Campbell or his gay cat, because I pretty sure he`s not the one mad the Morrocan spelling reference, but I just had nothing funny to write about Ryan. I`m pretty sure it was Ryan. Sorry Campbell, but your cat is such an easy Target cause he`s just so gay. It fucking retard. Peace Out

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

20:27:59

Comments

What do law students and Stalin have in common?

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

20:30:09

Comments

The only reason you keep spreading these gay cat rumors is that your still bitter he shot you down when you wanted to stick your dick in his ass!

Date:

30 Oct 2002

Time:

21:57:36

Comments

such bitterness... remember: fuck you, fuck you, I'm cool, and fuck you.

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

05:42:48

Comments

RUMORS???????????????????????? STALIN THE CAT...SEANS CAMPBELLS CAT....IS GAY 100% AND 100% FLAKE THAT AINT NO RUMOR THATS A FACT. DIDNT HE GET BEATEN UP BY A GIRL???

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

08:26:28

Comments

I think we've reache the Status of overkill with Campbell Cat Jokes.............No Wait His cat is gay that priceless Awesome Keep the good work boys

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

08:27:29

Comments

I think we've reache the Status of overkill with Campbell Cat Jokes.............No Wait His cat is gay that priceless Awesome Keep up the good work boys

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

08:27:38

Comments

I think we've reache the Status of overkill with Campbell Cat Jokes.............No Wait His cat is gay that priceless Awesome Keep up the good work boys

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

08:52:36

Comments

Who is Rainey D?

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

10:20:03

Comments

thats it gay cat jokes just keep em coming... cause i care so much. fuckin losers, you r wasting space and peoples time. and no your not cool. cause apparently sid has sex with chickens

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

15:15:36

Comments

Lawyer: One who smells like "rhyno" gay ass sex

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

16:17:41

Comments

the only holiday today is 143 days left till the dotwc

Date:

31 Oct 2002

Time:

17:38:52

Comments

i saw seans cat buying a heterosexual costume today at the store.

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

00:30:51

Comments

Alright, BOB is as big a germ farm as that monkey from outbreak....HOWEVER...kind of a dick move if you ask me,,, what did i do wrong baby??? you ask for a girls number and you tear it up... ah man she didnt see that... doesnt matter....DAMN RIGHT IT DOESNT MATTER....BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

06:22:32

Comments

So Bob, did the construction hat stay on all night or did manvoice finally manage to take it off?? Well fun times last night...bob falling off the bar stool was hilarious, my boss finally flashed you guys, oh yeah...you can't forget that pick up line "hey baby I have a huge penis" what the hell is up with that??? Too bad that fly was undone....off to school.

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

08:27:25

Comments

i thought i heard that stalin was going out this year for halloween as a heterosexual. anyways, EVERYONE! come on. the west island is the best island records has just released album #3. it's an ep from the fantastic band, a vertical mosaic. 6 songs that'll blow your mind. none of this blue collar madness crap, these guys and gal are actually really good. so yeah, buy one! support us already!! phone me, or drop by or something for a copy (5 bucks), or check out www.wibirecords.cjb.net in the coming days. later yo. - Shawny

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

09:25:57

Comments

seni-stab

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

10:19:52

Comments

soo tired. gotta love high school

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

10:39:29

Comments

Gotta love high school girls.

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

16:37:56

Comments

Of all the thousands of people who use the Royal Bank, of course I had to be one of the lucky few who gets their bank card cloned. Yes, that's right, my account now says $0. Car insurance and registration and school payments can't go through now and I was told I have to wait till monday to make an apointment for someone to see me. Shoot me now! TS

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

18:25:05

Comments

yes but seans cat is still gay, so its okay.

Date:

01 Nov 2002

Time:

19:21:33

Comments

Way to look past the voice, Bob. Or maybe he didn't look past the voice....

Date:

02 Nov 2002

Time:

06:48:02

Comments

Oh you know OZ was on in the background...

Date:

02 Nov 2002

Time:

17:00:27

Comments

You guys and your fantasies

Date:

02 Nov 2002

Time:

21:47:33

Comments

Heres a fantasy........HEY BOB WHYS MY JACKET ALL WET???

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