E-Bible Nov 2002 - Jan 2003
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Here's to yokes...and here's to book 9 of the ebible, pass me another heineken to read this shit.
Als' lose, boo. But the Ottawa Renegade cheerleaders wear pleather! That's all right.
bob we want the thursday manvoice stry
NO WE DONT!!!!!!!!! we ll just pretend we can stand within 10 feet of BOB without catching something.
Does the man end with the voice? (MANVOICE): DON'T WORRY BOB, THOSE ARE JUST FINGERS IN THERE.
OH DIP!!!!!
i hope i dont catch any outbreak diseases at the hockey game...
i think bob would have been better off if he came as a condom for halloween, and made sure he didnt get out of his costume ALL NIGHT.
you know when you load this page it says, yes its coming....... i think thats a good example of what bob was thinking thursday night.
seans cat is still gay though right???
A lot of bashing going on lately. That's all right I can take it, no sour grapes here. You know what they say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at your friend's gay cat and roommate who watch OZ togethor".
There Bob goes with the OZ references again...clearly OZ is of paramount importance to him.
PARAMOUNT??? isnt that where you watch movies??
Clearly OZ is of importance to Jay. Did you see him on Halloween? He wore a wizard hat and said he was French, but I think he went as the "Wizard of OZ"!
At least Jay didnt get picked up by someone who chances are has a penis.
That's right Jay got picked up by someone who didn't have a penis and that's exactly why the "Wizard of OZ" ripped up her number.
Stupid people give me a headache... Cheers to beers at Cheers and jeers to fears of Rick Mears and reindeers and other such nonsense
What the hell did I do???? Bob look you went home with MANVOICE!!!!!!!!! you lose pal, dont pass the buck to others.....MANVOICE do you understand.
Fuck that. Hit that shit BOB! Ah yeah, again and again...
Just don't let it hit you!!!
Am I the only one getting these ramiupthe@hotmail.com emails???? I already asked Manvoice and she ain't sending them......
just make sure you triple bag it.
check that, make sure BOTH of you triple bag it...BONG
a sextet of bags, there's some kind of message in that
tipneys rule forever sign m.tipney
tipneys rule forever sign m.tipney
Fire was here once - That's what that Bike-Path would say if I would have written it.
this is true: i once checked bob's internet history and saw a disturbing amount of brad pitt webpages in it.
YENPIT?
we're in tough for thursday ,the dotwc has colin playing for us, and he has yet to win a game in either of his leagues... and bob i dont want manvoice coming to watch the game and taking pictures of you...though i liked the wizard of OZ joke, bob you still lose horribly...
Was that Campbell writing that last post?
Bien oui i would say.
THEY BETTER BE BREWING ALOT OF KEITHS AS WE SPEAK, BECAUSE DAMN I'M I GONNA DRINK A LARGE CHUNK OUT OF THEIR SUPPLY THIS WEEKEND
Tip-a-titty worked here once - That's what that Bike-Path sign would say if I would have written it.
HALIFAX! tomorows, we leave early and return late, goal number one: never to see daylight in halifax goal number two: never to be sober goal number three: headbang in st.louis de ha-ha peace... see ya'll lates
I got so drunk on Saturday I just woke up now. Apparently I pissed on some guys car and through my beeron him and Ran away So many memories to bad I can't remember any
ever just want to punch someone in the head so bad it hurts????????
well we back in this mothafuckin Halifax - we goin goin back back to hali hali - and now that we're here, pre-tanking in the car, thank you rev, thx g for drivin the last bit time to drink and whatnot peace yall
im typing in cool hot beth compurter, yo g czech its outs
HALIFAX PEOPLE, SIGN THE EBIBLE, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE DOWNSTAIRS
i'm writing this and don't know what to asay .........i'm driunk and i just met you people beth smaells funny ........that's all Naught-A
Bilder Bob likes girls with man voices...Beth...that came from Hali...hey this is gmo in this mothafucka go to www.blackpeopleloveus.com , beth tells me that it is in very good taste, I'm sure you'll enjoy it, black people don't love you though, Bob, only man voice does... take care I'm getting more beer soon or another rev in sean's car, man his cat is gay, I'm killing his cat when i get home. later you hoes.
lemon gin is automatic pain remover, that is slut juice apparently, that's what beth says
Does beth have a penis like manvoice???
nope, but we back in this mothafuckin halifax, me and campbell almost got arrested, or a 400$ fine, but we did't, and we plus mark the shark was freestylin, and that girl who showed us to the bar was money, that wa all right and we got good and tight any-way, and I GOTTA JET NOW, I"LL BE DRINKING ALOT OF WINE NEXT WEEK-END. LATER HOES, GMO
why is it early and im not sleeping, good sleep last night zzzzzzz. glad i didnt get 400$ ticket cause that cop pulled his pistol. it was like i had a sign made from bristol... sharky was money all night and gmo transformed for direction girl. more to come here we go..........
ill wait till night 2 of major overboardness to write
Damn that guy was going at least 100... It had to be a porche.
Someone's been doing bad things.
too tired in halifax, gotta see a movie and start drinking soon, man my phone bill will be something this month
A man's job's a handjob, yo' job's a blow job.
Mark Mark Mark.....Never write an incriminating e-mail when your drunk.....do it when your high its way funnier when your high.
I have a feeling those boys are coming back with so many STDs.
better not be....Sean's cat shat everywhere!!!! And who had to pick it up??? Yes Sean, i did!!!
Yes MARK. high emails just prove what we knew all along. And waht happens when you talk to em about puppy dogs and ice cream.....
Hope you guys didnt get stuck in traffic on the way to halifax....NOW EVERYONE KNOWS, THAT DESERVES A.............BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn this is a good time. see yall on the flip side
we was 6400, me and campbell, drunk in hali
kell kell kalll kit kat kpizza
we abouts to leave hali, props to kell kell;s roommates beth, alison, gill for puttin up with us. its a long rides day until tomoorw...so we better get the party started...see yall back in the mont!
too bad we couldn't stay the extra day, next year we plan for it. halifax is ALL RIGHT. must get fooooooood now.
I really hope that "MANVOICE"(whoever she or he is),never sets eyes on this website. It might get contaminated.
OH DIP!!!!!!
Just like to remind everyone of the MUST SEE episode of boston public tomorrow.
I heard it's touching, thought-provoking, sexually charged, unbelievable, mind altering, and a whole bunch more adjectives. Basically, it's Gods last great gift to humanity.
Bonehead Oh Baby
back from hali, damn that's a good place, all about squareheaded superheroes, reving up for the night, beers from bubba (garden gnome (?!)) in glass and on floor, barwalk rhyming, street-beer-drinking, gun toting cop trying to fine us, being led to the bar by the locals, and that bar from the first night, I forget the name but I took my beer take out, and then pizza corner with that damned donair sauce, then long sat morning coming down with pita pit and battling movie, then getting back into things sat night for merylls and the palace, then kelly caps off the week-end with a little pukypuky. Good weekend, thanks again to kelly and her roomates for the hospitality, see y'all next year when we once again again go back back to hali hali. Must crash g__________________
kell kell kalll kit kat kpizza - I didn`t even notice that, but that comment is money - kpizza, well done!
damn im tired, glad no worky worky for me today, props again to roommmates even if we left the room sticky from spillage of beer, hope you like the cactus. breakfast is needed, and i aint going to stale breaded tim hortons. and i dont think i want to play th ename game ever again. we'll be back for more next year and if your luckky in the spring... who knows what the future holds. time to sleep and eat agin. lates
damned right they'd be luckky, spring - yeah that sounds good, as long as there is no name game playin.
Boris Yeltsin in the bank!
that ain't no swiss bank, cause I know that account's PIN number and I may debit that name for my own use.
Jay You received no reaction from that traffic comment, But you are right that it does indeed deserve a bong.
There shouldnt be a reaction to traffic. Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream Boys, its no good.
Campbell and G-mo brought Hali back with them... Cheers has gone Hick!!!
someone watched swingers too many times I think
you can never watch swingers too many times.
Hey Sean, G-funk, Mark the Shark and Linds!!!! Just wanted to thank you guys for making the journey out to Hali, it was a wild weekend!! Good Times!!!! Lookin forward to next time!Sorry about the quick goodbye on sunday!LOL Kel Kel...
sean makes a mean sub. well played yo. much appreciated. - shawny
shawny anytime yo... and dont forget about quebec's national anthem on sunday... alouette, gentil alouette! I thought satellite was cool until i couldnt watch the habs tonight, because it doesnt have RDS, fuck this shit, i gotta get cable sooner than later
When the lala hits ya lyrics just splits ya; Head so hard, that ya hat can't fit ya; Either I'm witcha or against ya; Format venture, back through that maze I sent ya; Talkin to the rap inventor; Nigga wit the game tight, Bic that flame right; Spell my name right, B-I, Double-G, I-E; Iced out lights out, me and Ceasar Leo; Gettin head from some chick he know; See it's all about the cheddar, nobody do it better; Going back to Cali, strictly for the weather; Women, and the weed -- sticky green; No seeds bitch please, Poppa ain't soft; Dead up in the Hood, ain't no love lost; Got me mixed up, you drunk them licks up; Mad cause I got my dick sucked; and my balls licked, forfeit, the game is mine; I'ma spell my name one more time, check it; Its the, N-O, T-O, R-I, O; U-S, you just, lay down, slow; Recognize a real Don when you see Juan/one; Sippin on booze in the House of Blues; I'm going going back back to Hali Hali; If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East; I live out there, so don't go there; But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West; See some nice breasts in the West; Smoke some nice sess in the West, y'all niggaz is a mess; Thinkin I'm gon stop, givin L.A. props; All I got is beef with those that violate me; I shall annihilate thee; Case closed, suitcase filled with clothes; Linens and things, I begin things; People start to flash, 902's, 514's; 514's, gMo Frequently floss hoes at Roscoe's; If I wanna squirt her, take her to Fatburger; Spend about a week on Venice Beach; Sippin Crist-o, with some freaks from Frisco; I'm going going back back to Hali Hali; Hali got gunplay, models on the runway; Scream Biggie Biggie gimme One More Chance; I be whippin on the freeway, the w.i.b. way; On the celly-celly with my homeboy Lance; Pass hash from left to right; Only got five blunts left to light, I'm set tonight; Paid a visit to Versace stores; Bet she suck until I ain't got no more, only in Halay; Bust on bitches be-lly, rub it in they tummy; Lick it, say it's yummy, then fuck yo' man; Fuck your plan, is it to rock the Tri-State?; Almost gold, 5 G's at show gate; Or do you wanna see about seven digits; Fuck hoes exquisite, Hali, great place to visit;
wow, they even mention cheddar bob in that song
anyone good in physiology cause I gotta get a 96% on my final to pass the course and not get kicked out of my program!!!!
suck the teachers dick yo. thats worth at least a 96. well maybe not.
I second the above advice ^^
There is no way you need a 96% to stay in your program. 72%..aim for that. You'll be fine. Trust me.
im just saying turn that 96 upside down and you have your answer. BONG!!!!!!!!!! Damn i m good.
96 upside down is still 96 you dumbass
Flipped over, wah wah wah. fuck you.
Last night I saw jay and seans cat in a dark alley. They were doing to ol`96 if you know what I mean. Till now i didn`t think stalin was gay but now that a little of j rubbed off on him, he`s definitely gay.
either way gay or straight it all goes up a hole so who cares. and 96 joke was alllllllright.
shit that man killer is with me for one reason and one reason only...to fuck with those who fuck with me. You think that stalin is my boyfreind, shit. I love chicks. or something like that.
is sophie coming back tomorows!!! that means drink fest, oh wait i'd be drinking anyways nevermind
Oh BROTHER what an evening. Does Nancy really work at the Bare Fax? Gotta love the "rear"view mirror or the "peek a titty" mirror. Word.
I got the rear view first hand, but luckily for bob there was the good old REAR VIEW MIRROR. I tip her the extra dollar everytime.
I got the rear view first hand, but luckily for bob there was the good old REAR VIEW MIRROR. I tip her the extra dollar everytime.
NANCY IS A STRIP-ER SHE TOLD ME SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE.
69....96 thats gold, jerry gold is tell yas
Stalin isn't gay, unless if by gay you mean he like to suck cat cock
Yup sophie's back tonight...bringing 3 friends with her...and yes they are all girls..so see you all tonight at cheers.
You know our gouvernment is retarded when they release a list of possible targets for terrorists. It's like saying, if you're going to hit us these would be the best places to hit. I don't know about you but I think these guys don't need any help.
thats alot of morning posts. not enough drinking last night. and campbell, new line...daigle straka and lemieux, yaaaaaaaaa morozov = 30 point season.
Out of the last 20 posts, 3 are so fucking stupid I can't even believe it. But 96 upside down is 96. That's some funny shit
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK >Indubitably >Innovative >Preliminary >Proliferation >Cinnamon > >THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK >Specificity >British Constitution >Passive-aggressive disorder >Loquacious Transubstantiate > > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK > Thanks, but I don't want to have sex > Nope, no more booze for me >Sorry, but you're not really my type > Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight >Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
^Gay^
beer and keiths time, then walkin somewhere out there to bars that are fars, nancy eh... good times good times
Holy Shit. Brian's wife is smokin'
fix
this is for all those arabic looking girls to-night: brown eyes, curly hair, big fat bush, I DON'T CARE!
ALLS SEAN KNOWS..... alright that took me 10 minutes.....FUCK FUCK FUCK... THATS ALL i GOTS TO SAY.
good old drunk-jay, he must be hurting this morning
HEHE now thats a drunk post!!!!!!!!!
work = bad news. pukey pukey a little pukey. sandwiches with special sauce. god i was almost fired...time to sleep, for the rest of my life, kill me now. the pain is too unbearable... what the fuck happened last night? nappy nappy a little nappy nbappy
fottball 230 northview anyone? its in an hour...call me seanr
Big game tonight for the DOTWC, we're in a three way tie for first place and playing one of the other first place teams. Look out for the TORPEDO!
Actually that game is next week, but tonight should be good also.
The Santa Claus perade was awesome....so much free stuff was given out. we got to get free stuff for the DOTWC perade, like free beer or something. I got like 10 puddings, 8 soups and a bunch of mashed potatoes (in a little package). How did the DOTWC hockey team do last night? Anyways thanks again Bobby and Barteaux for looking after Tucky. I'll see you all at Cheers tomorrow.
perade??? is that a joke?
Bobby finished early, so I didn't help with Tucky after all...
ahh work...
body sore from weekend of sitting, hitting and gritting... only cure is beer and more the better
we all know what you were doing...can't keep up with the woman can you...
hey J! Whats the word on Lorraine!?
4AM papers WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheers to bears tomorrow.
haha bears
the bears sucks beers rule!
beer here! anybody???
NICE VEST...... FUKIN FAG!!!!!!!
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Oh man! Johanna Asplomb is fulking hot! Id like to do something with that assplumb. How can i sleep with...uh I mean meet her. check out the new strong bad email, pretty funny, shawny would like! So would Johanna Thumbass.
http://www27.brinkster.com/wibirecords/AndrewWk.htm
http://www27.brinkster.com/wibirecords/Moneen.htm
Bears rule, please disregard the eight straight losses. The Rams, Packers, Lions, Vikings, Patriots, Eagles, etc. were all lucky to escape with their lives, let alone a W. Boooo all you Bears detractors. So what if Houston has a better record?
bear smbears, man they dont know nadda about football, dotwc then a little alouteete on sunday!!!!!
Like a cigarette, that's all I have to say. THANK-YOU
csll me for beers later abouts 1040ish.... anybody up for ottawa thursday night???
i'm probably going to ottawa this weekend. maybe saturday. i'll only be there for about 25 minutes though, then it's back home for me. - Shawny
ottawa is for squares. And if I wrote that damned bike post sign, it would say this: Tip-a-titty once worked here, tim dogg may be turning on her, but I would still tip her the extra dollar everytime, and once when it was sunny in april fire was here, or rather just on the other side of the entrance-way, and as sad as I am for remembering all this and giving the extra dollar everytime, it doesn't matter because because of me there is a money holiday, and the west island is richer for having celebrated it. And if I die in my sleep my life will be incomplete and I could be that sawdust on my floors but it would be all right to me because at least there'll be some sort of a legacy. THAT IS ALL HOES.
last post = lamest post in this entire guestbook.
kinda flakish
Hey when you guys were at the Big O for the game on Sunday did you figure out if it was a baloon or a vent outlet. Fuck Baseball sucks...........yeah CFL
yeah it was, but I'm gonna say fuck you you hoes anyway
Beer tonight? It's time for some old school Thursday night stupidity!
boobs gotta now be called JUBALIES!!!
Woody, I'm going to call your girlfriend and ask her to go to Cheers and steal her.
Know why i hate the lakers....cuz of shaq.
That's also why I hate the Lakers. Shaq is the most useless piece of garbage basketball players ever. If only a referee would have the good sense to call offensive fouls when he is breaking the rules so blatantly by hammering his elbow or shoulder into a stationary defender EVERY TIME HE HAS THE BALL... It's hardly even important that minus Shaq moves, my own basketball arsenal consists of little more than an ability to make faces....Lalonde
pump pump PASS
i was looking more at the word shaq but whatever. add a 'd to the end of shaq.
to shaq: v; to reject. slang. common use: i was shaq'd (past tense) i.e. i was rejected.
Well Done.
This is the conversation my sister had with herself last night on MSN because I wasn't there. Heather says: you there Heather says: ok you're pbiouslty not there Heather says: i an shitfacedd and connaot tupe Heather says: you m,ay have noticesed Heather says: as drunk as i am, i am still laughing at what i just wrote Heather says: you won't belive how long iot took me to tpe that wihtout sj[elliong errors Heather says: ok - i will go to slepp now, sleep now Heather says: too bad you wren't there nbecause im shure you would haVE GOT a good laugh at the state htat i am in eright now Heather says: ARE YOTU B ACK TUYETR? Heather says: i pressed naps lcok ny accdientnt Heather says: i think i shoudln't waot amy longer but maube should just go to s,lepp Heather says: goodnight Heather says: are tou ther yet? Heather says: wjere are you Heather says: you are on,ine but nowhere ot be found Heather says: are tou in cyrber space> Heather says: helllooooo Heather says: helllloooo Heather says: i see that i still canot s;pell so i will go to slep now Heather says: i pormios that this it the l;sat niote Heather says: good nigt Heather says: i hope yuo have a goof wekend and i will too Heather says: i wAnr;t suoppuosed to go tout tonight nut bow i'mdrunk Heather says: you might that think that i tupe ;ike this just ot make you ;aught, buit i reallt am truying to rupt e Heather says: like normail topnighjt Heather says: ok i cpontg; t knwo where you are Heather says: thjat was don 't know where you are Heather says: toight while i ws out bnot the burglar arlamr and the fire aalarm went off Heather says: hhHhhHhahahahhahahahahaa Heather says: they ophihnedf me and i saaid i couldnt get hre t e in tinme Heather says: hwree te hwll are ytou? Heather says: thistinme i reallt an gion ggg to bed Heather says: goodnightr Heather says: seee tou in 2 wewkknes Heather says: i mean 4 weelds Heather says: 4 weeks Heather says: aduis Heather says: brother Heather says: wee lad Heather says: little boy Heather says: etc. Heather says: i love to dance with me freinds and me pet iuntgder hte full moon adhn the stars - that whalts that syass' Heather says: where are tou? Heather says: oj i go to slepp now Heather says: good night for goos this time
Dude, you sister is hot
now i think that was a drunkin rant that merits postin.
when heather gets back in 2 wewkknes, or rather in 4 weelds, she'll have to come drinking with us and we'll have poke fun at her for that. She ain't no innovator for nothing, she just gotta learn to post more in the ebible.
what the fuck was that???!!!!! ah well at least they were drunk!!!!
happy belated birthday props going to mark the shark
I said your sister is hot dude
dotwc big game today, alouettes big game today! let's go two for two!!!
happy birthday mark! - shawny
too close for comfort but whatever. parade wednesday!!! smells like peel!!!!!!!! or pww;
Parade, eh? Not that shit again. Well on parade day at pww;, if sides orders are ordered, they must be ordered with caution.
Someone's gotta get me some better bug spray already...
1 for 2 aint bad, and this for for gmo= fuck da police fuck fuck da police!
1987, or 1988, that was a very good year. I'm ready to be a dirty old man, just get me my AC/DC style hat.
Jay...she says she's not a one time type of girl, you gotta be able to perform more than once!
what the hell does that mean???
Cheers to no "Cheers" and to forgetting your wallet. Sucks to get locked in the bar right after using their intercom to yell "Fire to the front" good work G. I love beer and ... that's all.
"Fire to the front, Fire to the front," what a class act I am. Good old not going to cheers, down with everything, must proceed with caution for to-morrow, but Tim Dogg had a point in being obvious, fuck that, I'm with some hofinding cause it's a damned cold night. gotta catch the rat in my mousetrap someday.
The best repellent ever is avoiding the forest!!! Cheers to no Cheers. Too bad there's still as few here who haven't caught on. Anyways they'll figure out the octapus soon enough. Boo to cheers. "Kelsey's" tomorrow if anyones interested. Later!!!!
tic tac those " " are flaner.
<----- yo czech out that squarehead link it's money.
Thats actually very gay
poor greg always gets shat on
How would you defend yourself if someone attacked you with fresh fruit???
good ol'two. what degree burn is it when you start blistering? aight, peace yo, drinking will be slowed but not stopped thisd week
Dixie Chicks... more like my dick's in these chicks
Holy shit Jay.....are you going to take that shit from who ever wrote that shit about your ability to preforme Man you better put put your Foot in that guys ass. I said Foot not cock so relax....buddy
that was tara yo. no big deal
yeah she knows the facts
Gerts tomorrow, now that sounds like a good idea, and it's posted here on the world wide web, so everyone caught in this web will have to go.
i am a guy from lebanon-Beirut who are fond of those russian Taty girls!!! i love you more than anything! ya r my top music....... dave9555@hotmail.com
GERTS??? dont lifeguards hang out there....ah winter lifeguard posts. how i ve missed them
Gerts sounds good to me!! It's all about those hot foreign exchange students. Apparently it's $1 molson dry all night. I'm in!!
Sorry guys no Cheers tonight, I'm going to Gerts!
Is the Pink Mafia going to be at Gerts too???
Gerts kicks ass, it's the new Thursday hang out.
gerts and good idea don't belong in the same sentence. you all smell. except for some of you, who are cool.
same as "cool" and "lifeguard"....unless of course the sentence is.....Lifeguards really are not cool.
Then why are you always so interested in them???
cuz i hear they do their best work scrubbin the deck if you know what i mean....man i wish i knew what meant.
weekend!!!! time for some good times good times
where are the beers tonight?
It looks like a good snow-beer night. You know it will be light out.
number 7000. Lest than 4 months until the big day.
What are santas 3 favorite gardening tools???
HO HO HOs?
YEAH YEAH!!! MUPPETS MOVIE RULED LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!
saturday man i wanted to go snowboarding today maybe i'll go night boarding, that would be cool , or maybe i'll just have a beer or two or three or many many more. peace out
Campbell coming through with the solid hair cut. Number 4 is the way to go.
i try...
Riddle me this, Riddle me that, Who is the man with the gayest cat? We no who he is and he's no wussy, But he had better stay away from Octopussy. G $ just loves those lebs, but he keeps getting caught in spider webs. Apparently there is a name that I just can't stay away from, Who really cares as long as you ..... GO GERTS!
holy fuck. awhile back i posted that another message was the lamest post this guestbook has ever seen. but man on man, fuck my fuckhole, that last post was the lamest thing i have ever seen ever.
You just don't get it cause you're caught in the web
i can't believe you just wrote that...holy fuck.
holy fuck is right!
fuckin rodent enthusiasts
rodent enthusiasts, now that deserves a bongG!!!!
Waking up at 4:15pm and missing all the 1 o clock games chuggs much asscock...Talkin to Stalin the other day, asked if he remembered his first blowjob...He said he did, and it tasted great.
play of the weekend gb nosetackle centre steal, on first and goal!!!
good old 3rd tap girl, maybe she's saving deeze nuts for winter, too. much more to write but can't remember, we need talk to post access sometime in the near future.
Is there rat poison in beer!! Now that's a good idea.
Cheers to TS and JJ One-Time for their ashtray/drink fight at Cheers. Now THAT was a funny story. Lifeguards think everybody wants to swim all the time, but that's just stupid. But I can't believe JJ poured all his sweet, sweet beer on her head. JJ....that's beer, man.
good ol/ rat poison, RP beer my next batch
Damn, my foot is still hurting!!
OH DIP!!!
fuckin wibi, you go one place and there're rodents, you go anotha and there're stinky trannies. what the fuck a brother to do?
gotta get an exterminator!
you know you go to cheers too much when they start sending you birthday cards in the mail.....hopefully that means they'll be giving me free drinks...
damn, I'm gotta S.I.T.S. on my christmas ho-lidays this year...
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, nobody likes money problems, when xmas is coming, and when you have a drinking problem too...
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL getting home wasnt a treat. MY BAD/
swing la baquaise dans l'fond de la bo�te � bois!
hey, if anyone knows of a cottage i could rent for newyears, for approx. 12 adults, contact mark alsop,cause it aint lookin so good right now. Gmo, you can tell your Pizza boss that I can pretty much work anytime starting...now. and dont forget to hit me with some beats like...boom boom boomdinini boom dinini boom boom boom dinini wair wair wair wairnana nouw nananaow nananaouw boom boom bomdinini.... and so on...
ARROWED!!! punt. dag yo!
ARROWED!!! punt. dag yo!
It's not a drinking problem...It's a tipping problem.
HAHAHA tipping problem is bang on. BANG
yah right on about the cottage we need some leads... and my drinking problems are affecting my work. because i tip too much i have to work more and the fact i work more makes me late everydamn friday!
boom boom boomdinini boom dinini boom boom boom dinini wair wair wair wairnana nouw nananaow nananaouw boom boom bomdinini.... got it.
This guy was at perettes with a pringles can stuck on his hand. pretty good.
i wish i saw that...
THIS........HERE is to all them Mediterranean countries and to brown eyes curly hair and chinese food is not bad if you're drunk enough.
happy bday big time, good driving mark, stalled what 4 times?
drink drink drink drink drink drink. my hoelidays started four months ago...
Dallas return yesterday, play of the year. without a doubt.
Like CUBE says..."life aint nothing but bitches and money" shit just give me that money. fucking bitches, fuck em all.
fuck them all - that is the idea. That's why I'm looking to catch the cash and ho train.
QUITE a dream, i think im putting that one in my dream journal.
agreed about dallas return that was messed up
Two in a row for the habs, if I'm not mistaken that makes seven wins for Hacket. Where the hell are we going for beer? I haven't been out in two weeks!
That's right campbell..Hackett's got 7..props to you for going plus 300 tonight. Just remember everone...I am the webmaster!!!
to-morrow is good for tip-a-titty, I gotta do some erinds. But not all the erinds, some of them is on that projectile vomit list!
damn, sounds like he wears that webmaster title with pride, hmmm... gone for half an hour that was long enough, maybe he really IS the webmaster.
the hoeliday season is here, and sometimes it may result in too much drinking...wait a minute theres no such thing as too much, aight lets drink some more and more and more and more...
Heed: to pay attention. Attention, notice. That's all I got I'm out, sorry.
we got a cottage, but it only sleeps 8! can we squeeze in 10? probably, but y'all gots ta git back to me! friday night is Kellys return at Clydes, be there or I will fulk you all up. ps. someones sister needs to get rid of a certain boyfriend! (Cmpbells sister, and her stupid boyfriend!)
we got a cottage, but it only sleeps 8! can we squeeze in 10? probably, but y'all gots ta git back to me! friday night is Kellys return at Clydes, be there or I will fulk you all up. ps. someones sister needs to get rid of a certain boyfriend! (Cmpbells sister, and her stupid boyfriend!)
work then kelkel return then Angels, that`s my evening plan, you gotta love the week-end. And you gotta hate these damn french keyboards.
Thanks for the heeds
fuckin runny-mouthed bitches
wow, this is the first time I've been online and KelKel hasn't been online. She must be on a plane or something.
kell kell is back and it goes down at clyde's tonight. damn i wish i wouldnt lose my credit card like that. damn! aww well all is good, it'll keep the budget down a little. so many xmas parties... lates
BUST!
To say the least
All right yo! Check out the best game ever! Go to www.coffeebreakarcade.com and go under cool games then play Smiley needs a pint. You have to get drinks, go pee, and avoid the obstacles that blurr the more you drink. BEST GAME EVER!
BOOOOOOOO ON THIS
1986, eh? Good job Bob, high fives all around.
no pun intended there, really.
reason for packers record. REFs. that is all.
whatever.
Yep it was a very good year.
I won the lottery! I won the lottery! I won the lottery, hey,hey,hey,hey! Well, ok....it was just a bingo scratch card but $50 bucks means a lot more drinking once exams are over....3 left!!!!!
my two favorite words in the English language: Open bar
My two least favorite words in the english language: Houde Rats. Time to find a new bar, Cheers has officially been infested.
My favourite two words in the English language: "Let's smoke" followed closely by "Chicken Wings." My favourite three words in the English language are "Let's go upstairs."
do you know what is a fire hazard? Lynntraps. so go check your dryers
Exams are over and I'm getting trashed everyday untill Jan. 6!!! Cheers downtown wed. and cheers west island thurs. for free champaign!!!! See you all there!
Stupid bitch hoe! Doing this online project due today...it's been 4 hours now, downloading's been taking forever and then the infested monkey face farm animal fucking cuts into my line to disconnect me to talk about some guy!!!! Fuck me!
...and cheers wasn't that crazy, twice in a row. It's either the way it is being a dull normal, or the impending transfer of an era, or both. Give me a ho, a bank roll, and a bag of weed, and I'm guaranteed to fuckem till they nose bleed.
cambell with another fine sub. thanks yo.
I heard that, yo. That shit was off-da-chain.
too many drinks...NEVER!
fuckin runny mouthes, runny like beer shits, only beer shits are gone once you flush them.
and if you don't know, now you know
CLICK!
Lalonde....found out today that you played football with my cousin...Ricky Morgan. TS
Orchid ------> A gay flower! Touch -------> Something you want to do at "Touch"
Marrone occhi, riccio capelli, grande grasso cespuglio, io non preoccupa! Arginato, TOUCH � il luogo, la mia mascella tuttavia fa cadere. Good old italia, dagz that is too funny, you better understand that, and you don't understand, yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo was there! And good old daytona, that was a damned fine fiesta, santa clauses, you can take her, just give me her friend. And on another note, or rather back to the first note, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MY JAW IS STILL DROPPING!!@!!!!
i take back all my previous comments. that right there was the lamest post of all time.
Absolutely, TS. Ricky's a great guy, a great ballplayer, and I was proud to have called him my teammate. I can't wait till next year. Maybe we'll see you at a Titans/Comdors game. Lalonde
Sounds like lalonde has a little crush...RICKY RICKY youre so fine...youre so fine you blow my mind. HEY RICKY
Merry Christmas!!!!
Merry Christmas ya DRUNKS
Thanks...ain't that the truth!!
cambell...delicious sub dude. thanks for checkin' out with the bbq sauce. it's all about the bbq sauce.
Happy Boxing Day ya DRUNKS!!!!
Thanks.... Aint that the truth
And that's the tooth!
too lazy to look back at previouscomments merry chrismas but it aint no wandering caribou!
G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think G-men is the new york football giants...just to make sure BOB doesnt get too excited. maybe thinking men in G-Strings or something.
next time I want to blow $100 I'm calling a prostitute.... and that's the ugliest truck I've ever been in.
FAVRE IS A FRAUD. BRING ON THE PACK IN THE PLAYOFFS I SAY.
Sorry Cambell, GO JETS!
Good old Chez Mau, that shit's good for the soul.
The Palestinian Pimp is now married. That marks the end of an era.
pack all the way. the gmen are losing to the niners! all the bucs do is kick fieldgoals and the eagles are not landing
Dammit, Campbell. If the Pack were so damn good, they wouldn't have folded like Rob Pope against the Jets last week in New York. With home-field advantage on the line, and them undefeated at Lambeau, they should have played with a lot more urgency. Look for Oakland to beat a tired NFC champion (Right now, the Giants look best, I gotta admit, no matter how much I don't want to)in the Super Bowl and give Tim Brown the ring he deserves. Funny, after all these years, Jerry Rice is still among the best in the NFL. The man anointed as the next Jerry Rice, by the way, (JJ Stokes) turned 30 last week. Later...
Look for Oakland to beat a tired NFC champion, you sound like an asshole. Jets Giants superbowl. Packers get raped in 2 weeks by the giants. of course this only happens if the refs are on their side, and after the past few weeks its very clear the leauge wants packers in the superbowl. Unfortunatly Favre is overrated and thier Defense is shit. HAHA rob pope gold that is.
Well good until around 2am. Cheers to Ry is all i have to say.
How come everything tastes like black licorice?
Not really...I know something that's tastes a little fishy. I just with it tasted like black licorice. Oh well I guess I shouldn't complain. Cause it's great none the less.
inappropriate!
its all about jenga~! man i dont think anyone appreciated the no pants. i actually did burn my lip damnit! at least we know how to show ourselves a good time. happy new year all!...
fuck all that bullshit, cheers to line-ups.
DOTWC's next game is Sunday Jan. 19 at 5:30pm. The road to the playoffs begins
G I Wanna get drunk with you tomorrow!!!! B.Ass
cheers to clydes tonight, that girl puts the jack it in looooooooooooooong jacket.
Jets 27 Colts 24 Falcons 24 Packers 7 Pittsburgh 24 Browns 10 Giants 30 49ers 3
that last post is dead wrong in so many ways... hockey 5pm pc arena anyone? just show up
aweful post...^
Alright Colts game a little off. but i still predicted Jets. But common Falcons game I was close. GO G-MEN
j.e.t.s.
Alright. points a little off, however i did pick all the winners. Giants Jets SuperBowl. G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
jay...why weren't you here watching the game?
Brett Favre is retiring
Hey Jay, there are 4 quarters in football. you speak too soon!!!
All you idiots trying to GUESS how the games are going to end should all SHUT THA FULK UP! you all sound like Pat Summerall after he fell off Rob Popes roof trying to take down the christmas lights! Just be thankfull that we got TWO great football games to watch last sunday, and a couple of doozies coming this week. -Increase the peace. Peace
did you just say doozie...you're queer!!!
and you're a ho-bag. deal with it.
i know i know. i m never posting here ever again after my display of stupidness. never count your chickens before they hatch. FUCK SEHORN.
Happy INHDDY and INHDDYA better late than early.
Jets final game this weekend. Oakland will destroy! Sorry Bobby
cant wait until the phily TB thriller 3-0... cause the falcons and 9ers aint goin to last
Somebody tell Mark...DMX march 22 - Montreal TBA
Hb j
Jay you are getting birthday wishes from the hippies on Shawny's board.
Birthday props going out to J2000
Happy Birthday, J. I imagine a good present would've been Shockey catching that touchdown he dropped last Sunday. I'd like him to have that one back as well. Peace.
peel, habs /rangers ,then drunkness at beers for cheers drinkin the champagne
Someone call the cops cause you know campbell`s doing something retarded tonight. Happy -b-day....hope your present won`t have to bail money.
Alright...this site is alright. Earl Simmons coming march 22?!?!?! Well well well, I thankyou for your informed pop culture self, and who woulda thought the day would come when I would be asking Ry if he wanted to check out a concert. FULK THE CORPORATE WORLD...BIATCH!!
saving deez nuts for winter indeed!
birthday props going out to campbell; this marks the start of dude week and a day
Happy Birthday, Sean. Sorry to wake you up this morning. I say we just lock Campbell in a room with three cases of beer and let him out in the morning. That way, there can be no swanton bombs off the side of fence railings onto concrete sidewalks....
what happened last night? did i punch my girlfreind? ah well, time to get it on again. you know what would be nice, a nap. then bring on the beers...
yes well, foufs ended pretty early. whatever. bring on the woodcurling i say.
foufs. table spat. early leave is a must
When one of our own falls it feels as if we have fallen. When it is one of your own, has come through life just as you, has been raised on the same values just as you, when you shared beer and laughter it feels just like you. We have lost a brother. but more importantly a friend. It is odd the we may suffer so much tragedy at the hand of 1 instance in time. We have no choice but to be reminded what life is and how much we enjoy every moment what we don't fully understand is how peacefull and chaotic each moment in life is. Maybe if the winds of chance were blowing their fouls winds in a different direction our friend would still be here today. IN MEMORY of a friend, Nelson, who died last week while on vacation with his girlfriend. Will everyone please help me pray for Nelson and Magda and all their family and friends. Thanks guys. TS
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Nelson.
Nelson, have a drink for us in heaven, buddy.
to Nelson----
Here's some sort of good news... OUr good managerial friends steve-O and guy, have already asked the owner of the manoir to open up on day of the wandering caribou, the main problem they say is getting staff to come in mainly the kitchen staff. so its kinda promising, we should find out early february. so lets hope for the bestests.
Cheers to beers at the Manoir on DOTWC '03...
hiere's to high speed... damn my computer just got alot faster...
man dude week and a day is flying. its almost thursday!
Can you watch my jacket? It's worth more than third world countries! Hey Tim are you really a fruitcake? Sounds right to me. Nice "Valley" G, hopr those bus station skanks are into it. And all I gots to say is damn does Cambell have good control, not really and Tara confirmed.
Tim dogg really don't let your boss dis you like that already.
my control rocks by the way, rocks back and forth in my crotch...
Premature ejaculator i hear. tara has a big mouth. hehe big mouth
premature? i heard he couldn't even get it up. well, unless sid is in the room. then he jizzes uncontrollably for about 9 minutes straight.
i'm kidding, i'm kidding......he hasn't been able to get it up for 21 years.
but seriously folks. cambell compensates for not being able to get it up, having a small penis and having insane genital warts by over-tipping male waiters. "he's a cool guy" is cambell-language for "i'd fuck him."
Holy fuck someone is going to get a beating. This is no place to insult innovators like that. After all I would not be celebrating any hoeliday started by an impotent fag!!
Campbell's not gay; Obviously you're confusing him and his gay gay cat.
"I want Pappa big dick!" said Bob. Good old non-fiction.
hey next time why dont you guys sign your name, or are you guys just scared, cause you know me and my gut could knock you out cold... SEANR
"It's hard to be straight" quote of last night, compliments of G-Money.
Come on baby, baby let's go, where we get the money honey I don't know, one more baby's all right by me, we'll just add another limb to the family tree, and...........oh I, I done a lot of things different, people say they wouldn't change a thing even if they could, oh but I would, and there was this red dress she worn one time, haven't I quoted enough??? Come on, country music is money. And from now on no one hates me, except for them country-music haters, but I would have axed that band to play on and on and on and on, damn this shit is good for the soul. EXIT to-morrow yo, I'll drink on my own if I have to, at least to have to say I did instead of I didn't. Fuck all you hoes.
Happy Birthday G-mo...Everyone still hates you!!
you can find me in da club
cheers to buffers!! sorry no tea for me. I'm hambergered. Later y'all. Haptyy h-day Remo.
Good old exit, and good old free tea, thanks y'all that was a good time.
"cause you know me and my gut could knock you out cold... SEANR". really? oh man. don't hurt me. i guess i'll stop posting on here, because i really don't want to get knocked out by your gut. i mean, if someone had told me before posting that sean's gut could knock me out cold, i never would have told everyone about his penis problems. many apologogies. i guess when tara was ventin all of this sexual frustration stuff on me i really should have asked her about your gut. very sorry.
I think the guy posting above me is a gutless faggot! But hey, what can you do? Happy Birthday G-Mo! Exit was fine! And so was that bar tender's shirt...or lack of. I was sure one would fall out every time she bent over. I was nice to see all you guys again, Tic Tack, I'm still Switzerland, and Bob, sorry for not coming for free tea.
woops, I ment to say "It was nice to see..." not "I was nice to see..."
Alright I've come to accept the whole gay thing, especially since recent posts are telling me that my boyfriend may dump me to go out with Sid....but sticking a "Homophobia is a social disease" and "I'm gay and proud of it" on the bumper of your car is just pushing it!!! Fun times drinking and dancing last night, great choice of club G! TS
^loser post 4 posts up^
seriously some one needs to get a life...since he/she doesnt sign i'll just give you a name: mofo
hb G, good times goodtimes at exit. bottles and bottles of rum. and free slee aint that bad either. but damn i need some sleep/ pesce yo sr
http://www.netfx.ca/wildnewfoundland/photo_caribou.html
http://www.netfx.ca/wildnewfoundland/photo_caribou.html
whoa. you guys certainly put me in my place. i guess i won't post here anymore. - mofo
Hey man, you can post all you want... Just don't be a dick about it!
nope. you see, i take things that people say on the internet hard and don't understand them for the jokes that they are. i guess i'm insecure like that. yup, so long all. - mofo
I could be wrong but it sounds like Mofo is pretty caught up in the web!
I think Mofo just can't take what he dishes out. Now he's sulking cause he got shat on for fucking with one of our buddies. If you want to talk about beer or how drunk you were when you woke up next to that fat chick, that's cool, but dishing out shit then crying about it when you get stomped is just gay... On a lighter note, two months and three days until the Manoir opens on a Sunday for the Day of the Wandering Caribou!
i know i said i wouldn't post anymore, but this just needs one more. to whoever posted above me, do you have any idea what's going on ever? i mean seriously...are you that fucking stupid all the time? there's a difference between sulking and making a sarcastic comment about taking things too seriously on the internet. - mofo
Hey Mofo, Either you're a guy we don't know and that's acceptable, because you obviously don't know what you're getting into, or you know all of us and think it might be funny to upset everybody on the site Sean, G, Tim and Bawb created for our amusement. Either way, fuck off. You don't know what you're getting into, so my response would be to simply ask you to leave quietly before something bad happens to you. If you have a problem with that, or think I'm posting anonymously because I'm afraid of you, here goes. Marc Lalonde 685-4690 work or 693-1059, home. Remember, you're not among friends here.
what are you going to do? challenge me to a boxing match at le skratch, and then lose? - mofo
ps i think i am among friends here. - mofo
anywho, before i become less welcome then marc lalonde on this page, i bid you all adieu. - mofo. ps: see you all this weekend?
Ah mofo you're good guy!! Lalonde you're a good guy too. and honestly I'm loving all these posts but if you're going to pick on someone you better be able to take it in return. don't cry like cohn... these entries are very entertaining. and a fight at the scatch, that would damn entertaining as well but mofo I'm afaid you might die. have you ever fought a man in a kilt. Anyways just keep blabbing on and on cause i'm quite enjoying it. Just remember one thing...Be at the manoir on March 23rd. cause that's what really matters around here. BEER HERE!!!! later TiCTac
man i missed my beer last night, no wonder i was grumpy this morning, but here's to beers tonight.
"what are you going to do? challenge me to a boxing match at le skratch, and then lose? - mofo No. I'll just hurt you. Not a boxing match, a fight. I don't care who it is at this point, even Campbell himself. See you at the Manoir on March 23rd. We'll talk then. "ps i think i am among friends here." - mofo And no, you're not. "anywho, before i become less welcome then marc lalonde on this page, i bid you all adieu." - mofo. Good one, stupid. Now that I've had a few minutes to think it over, I've decided no more threats. Just remember me. Obviously you know who I am, so we'll see each other again. Lalonde
Mofo, if you're Sid, I'm still not going to punch you
Enough of this shit. Lalonde, you need to calm down; Mofo, if you're making statements like that, you don't sound like much of f riend.
maybe we can make a promotion out of this: WANDERING CAIBOU 2003 MOFO vs. BIGTIME!!! Battle of the Bible, the loser is kicked off the E-Bible forever!!!!!!! Never to set foot inthe manoir again!!!!!! now the stakes are high, but is it worth it???? I'm starting my poster now...peace ya'll
sorry forgot an R
apparently there's no room for both of us here on the E-Bible. Hell, there's not even room for Lalonde anywhere. Bring on the fight!!! - mofo
alright a few things. first of all, did anyone read marc lalonde's last post? all i've got to say is that guy is either a comic genius or an absolute ass bag. i mean read it over and tell me it's not the funniest thing you've ever read. ever. secondly, for a boxing match/or fight match, it's not much incentive to battle for the "privilege" of posting on the e-bible. i mean, let's face it, it's not much of a privilege at all. it's actually more of a chore that everyone feels they HAVE to do two or three times a week to please cambell so he doesn't whine all the time. check that, so that he still whines all the time, just less. wah wah wahhh, my name's cambell. why don't you guys come on the wandering caribou site. you dont' support me. wah wah wahhh, you didn't even come see my last hockey game. anyways, number three is that there is an impostor mofo now. the last one was not me. however, i'm pretty happy that someone else is posting as mofo too, because that was gold. the more lalonde jokes, the better. please continue mocking him. - mofo
Whether or not Sid is mofo, let's beat him anyway next time we see him!!! Just cause he's a flake.
Mofo, are you still here? Man, go back to jerking off to those pictures of Campbell. Sarcastic, really? Nooo, I don't know what that means... I case you missed it, THAT was sarcastic. Don't pussy out on your promise now, stop posting.
Mock him all you want, but at least Lalonde isn't afraid to post under his real name. Props to that.
hey mofo, i dont need anyone to post here, so i have no idea what your talking about... and your cover was blown so long ago.
Ok I haven't been on this site for like three weeks and I was told that I had to go check out this mofo dialog. Holyshit am I happy that I did. First of all I'm not Mofo, but holly shit do I THINK THIS CRAP IS FUNNY. I haven`t seen this much testosterone since that R -kelley video came out on the Internet. Whah your not welcome on this site.....Whah your not our friend...wholly shit are guys in fucking grade school, or do you just hang out their to pick up chicks.....Bong. Mofo....I'm not saying I respect you or care for you comments, but guys come on.....some of the shit he says is pretty funny, and besides that why the fuck is everybody so anal about some ost on the site......There is nothing I rather see then a boxing match on Carribou night, but this gay as high school wanna be ghetto talk (i.e.....you don't know what your getting in to bullshit) that shit has got to go. 99% OF THE SHIT ON THIS SITE IS ONE PERSON BACHING ANOTHER. Heck we all had a good life when michele and Tara S. had their little Carribou conflict......and Campbell Cat has been the target of our jokes since he got bitch whip, by his sister's cat. Lets not argue over who killed who. Besides I'm pretty sure this is an inside job, although a lot of people knw about this site. Sid ( Note...I didn't actually read all of MOFO'S posts so I'm not sre exactly what he's been posting, but I assume that nothing he wrote deserve the barrage of gayness you guys have displayed...but if it is bad then fuck that mother fucker, fuck him up his stupid asses)
Sid, you're right. Everyone here is guilty of making fun of other people to feel big. I'm sure we can all admit that, but this guy's pushing it. I'm not saying we have to get together and collectively kick the shit out of him, but it would be nice if he'd shut up. This isn't what the e-bible was intended for, we need more rants about blue silos and stories of how G found the stick, then lost it in English class only to get it back again. Or how Bob pissed on some kids motorcycle then washed it off with beer... now that was funny.
yeah, that was funny
I know after the "Giant" Giants loss, i said i wouldnt post here anymore.....MOFO is bar-none the best thing to happen to this site. Cheers to MOFO. the fight at scratch joke was the funniest thing posted on this website for a long time. Heres to more MOFO posts. J2000.
thanks to all. well, here's the dilemma i currently face. 90% of the posts since my last one deserve a healthy beat-down. in fact...here's one now: "Or how Bob pissed on some kids motorcycle then washed it off with beer... now that was funny." correction. NOTHING bob does is funny. and how about another one: "Sid, you're right. Everyone here is guilty of making fun of other people to feel big. I'm sure we can all admit that, but this guy's pushing it." actually, i think i'm far tamer than most, and i don't resort to homophobic jokes...which by the way needs to be taken down a few notches on here. and how am i pushing it? did y'all take offence to my male waiters comment? sorry guys, you're right, he IS a cool guy and DOES deserve a 497% tip. anyways, my dilemma is that if i continue to post, then ALL OF US are going to have to listen to the caribouers whine for another few days, and that isn't worth anything. it's almost as bad as listening to cambell whine about no one going to his pre-birthday birthday celebration. ps: thanks j2000 and sid. - mofo
pps: i'm out. - mofo
Whatever man, I'm board of this... It's like professional wrestling it's all for show.
What? You mean wrestling isn't real?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOFO DONT LEAVE US. we ll have to listen to how drunk people get, then drive home. GOOD TIMES, phhhhhhhhh
Now that's just fucking stupid...
I says lets all get drunk at caribou day and fight each other, I took Lalonde at le skratch, and now its evryone elses turn! Fulk tha corporate world Biatch!! (ps. the best part of mofo was him being named) PEACE!
I says lets all get drunk at caribou day and fight each other, I took Lalonde at le skratch, and now its evryone elses turn! Fulk tha corporate world Biatch!! (ps. the best part of mofo was him being named) PEACE!
No way, the best part of Mofo was nailing his mama...
mofo means mother fucker. so, you mean, the funniest thing was fucking a mother fucker's mom? hey, that's one of the cleverest things this page has ever seen. thanks. - mofo
I guess I mean tag-teaming Mofo's mom with Mofo... Hey man, thanks for sharing.
...can I have you sister too? Or are you busy with her?
hypnotist hopefully for free, and beers at bourbon... peace ya'll the whiner
Mofo loves the cock. LOVES it.
get drunk and drive home, dont mind if i do
GGGGGGGG......I think I'm gonna steal Stalin this weekend and do you, sean and the cat a favour and fix him myself! He is almost as crazy as sean was last night at bourbon, playing the bongos, wiping his ass on stage, giving a blow job...don't worry it's all on mike's video!
i think its time the wandering caribou becomes memeber of the london century club. Western is waiting....
We are definately interested in joining your club if it means we get to drink lots of beer.
drink lots of beer, don't mind if I do.
fucking shawinigan
it goes like this:fuck fuck da police fuck fuck da police...
you're telling me!
Just wanted to drink......is that so bad?
apparently
Did we forget that this holiday is coming in two months? eNvoy-donc haustie already, and then bring on the damn summer.
welll i guess my 19-14 prediction went out the window
Yeah, I guess it did, STUPID. Seriously, why even try to predict the score? It's a crapshoot.
Who wants to come to my superbowl party next week
my tummys a rumblin'....I mean...gut...crap factory...(whats the last 0ne?)
my tummys a rumblin'....I mean...gut...crap factory...(whats the last 0ne?)
I hate my job and I hate my boss. I would like to kill my co-workers. I want them dead because theey don't know anything. It's an idiot party in here.
Ow don't mind them, they's just vent'n.
at least we know that wasn't greg who signed two above
It better not have been Greg!
I'm also a little upset with my girlfriend.
jolly molly golly
One from the bar...: Drunk # 1: "Hey, J missed the superbowl at Ry's last Sunday" Drunk # 2: "Well, at least he didn't miss the superblow at Lynndoo's." baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, come on...........just switch the letters of bowl. c'mon that's gold.
Damn now there's one innovator who's keep'n it real!
what you need ta do is get the power of booty into the hands of your common ass!
damn that is gold!
tip-a-titty always finished early on those wednesdays, and now she still does, but now at least she is replaced by other titties that I would tip too, titties that feels other titties, fake titties too. All right enough about titties.
what did I just say. I'm sorry I was wrong, bring on the titties
classy
this site is all class
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