Well, since you axed, the Day of the Wandering Caribou is a HOLIDAY that occurs every March 23rd. Its origins are a little shady, and the story is really long, so we'll spare you from the details. All you need to know is that it is the best holiday in the world.
So how does one celebrate such an exquisite holiday? Well, if you like you can act like it's a regular day and do nothing, if you're a LOSER! But if you're really with it, if you really down with the dot dubya see [DOTWC], if you really wander like you just don't care, then you'll drink until you can't afford no taxi fare.
That's right, folks, that's what it's all about. Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer or your alcoholic beverage of choice. This holiday is all for kicking back with hundreds of your closest friends and enjoying a drink or three, because that's what we, the originators and the innovators, are all about. In fact, we're drunk right now! A few Labatt 50's always make websynthesis more enjoyable.
That's right, we thought it
would be totally inappropriate to create a web page about a good times holiday
without drinking while creating it! Let's face
it, I'm no Bill Gates, and if I was I would have better clothes and I'd drink more. You would too,
because you're swell and you came to a really good website about a really gooder
holiday today. And you just decided that you are now going to join your friends
and start celebrating the Day of the Wandering Caribou as you should. Good
for you!
So I know that you're about to ask us "hey wanderers, how do I enjoy this holiday as much as the next guy?" Well, our simple answer to that would be "drink beer and party hardy [FREE BEER FOR G]." However, if you wanna celebrate with the originators, you MUST stay tuned in to this site for information about "the BIG party" in our hometown of Montréal [W.I.B.I]. If you can't be in Montréal on March 23rd, then you are given the golden opportunity to pioneer the festivities wherever you are, and thus become an "innovator" [if this occurs let us know and we will publicly praise you]. Either way, don't let the Caribous wander unnoticed this year, or else there is a very good chance that you'll get Mad Cow Disease. Someone proved it, it's true! So celebrate!